trying my darndest

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

Here’s the tweet I got it from

Blessed post

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

Why did… why did this make me so happy

A nice review of the cat memes from the last decade.

The ancient greeks really had graves for dogs. And they carved stuff on the stone like “carrying you here, I now feel as much grief as I felt joy when I carried you home” and “you never barked without reason, but now you are silent”. The human urge to tell a story spans centuries and millennia, and the loss of a really good dog makes you want to tell people - even people centuries in the future, who will never know your name - that there once was a dog who was a very good girl, but now she no longer is and you aren’t sure what to do with all this sorrow.

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good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*