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muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

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rederiswrites

Saw this on FB and tried to find the original, which I haven't, but the point is so solid.

unpaid-inchworm

Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"

as-i-watch

I cant believe the race change cured his anxiety like wow

crystaltoa

My guess is that half-foots have a faster heart rate than the taller races. So getting turned into a tall-man would feel like being superhumanly calm to him.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims

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hellgrub

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

partisan-by-default

You forgot the other two.

#zohran mamdani

boomer-mythology-destroyer

themarchrabbit

#been using VLC for years

sexygrammaticalerrors

captain-price-returns

jfc

#cool and normal #this is the dumbest timeline #US politics #trump's regime

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gunsandfireandshit

bace-jeleren

#prepare the crabs #fuck mitch mcconnell

blondebrainpowered

#top secret!

depsidase

republicansaretheproblem

#US politics

parakeet

PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

#you can operate computers with keyboard only though #it's getting harder than it used to be but it can be done

werewolf-transgenderism

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

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