what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

gay people be like i think this hetero ship has rights because the woman is never treated violently and the man is a well intentioned idiot.

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

@shitpostsampler 

The theme song of my PhD. 

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

what situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you

dolphin conservation

What a beautiful world we live in!

i cant believe neji died for this cuck

im right here bitch

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

youd be like that too if you ate flammable poison all day