The Martian Makes Music

Boosting my planet poll.

Red planet

Gonna photoshop an empty fanta bottle into a photo of the surface of Mars to fuck with cospiracy theorists.

Imagine thinking Mars is real 😏

im real :(

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

And as someone who grew up in Northern Indiana, yes. Avoid gary at all costs

Martian dragon 💖

What the fuck are you people talking about

a ufo just landed on my car and crushed it and all the aliens got out and laughed

Good for them

Aliens exist ):

Its true

10 cents wow that’s cheap! The original Alphonse Elric cost an arm and a leg!

speak for yourself i have no idea how to pronounce that shit.

Kill two birds with one stone: from here on out we start exhaling really hard in the direction of Mars. 

I’m not sure what problems this is meant to solve, but honestly, it involves Mars so I’m on board.

we’ve got plenty of CO2 to spare and Mars needs an atmosphere

Uhhhhhhhhhh guys Mars already has an atmosphere and it’s already like 95% carbon dioxide.

Mars’ atmosphere is a tiny fraction of Earth’s atmosphere and it will need to be tremendously increased before any meaningful terraforming can begin. CO2 is something we have an excess of and which works well as a greenhouse gas. Think of this as the foundational layer—before we can begin building the atmosphere with favorable elements, it needs to have stability and insulation. We won’t need to worry about oxygen for a while yet… at this point any residential Martian terraformists will be living under biodomes or in underground bunkers for many generations.

This thread sent me through a rollercoaster of emotions

tramp stamp that says “OSHA compliant”

tramp stamp that says “OSHA violation”

I love this scene in labyrinth

I was very happy ❤👽

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

I didnt even want this car. I'm gay and cant drive why do I need a car?