A blog for my favorite things

To the windooooow to the waaaaaaaaall

Bonjour sir, may I recommend the chewed up mackerel? It is my personal favorite.

Fuck you Jerry

ITS PAAAAARTY TIIIIIME

Obirdy-Wan Kenobi, the great general from the clone wars.

"She frollicked through the woods, so gracefully like a humingbird. It then occured to her that she was in fact, a hummingbird" -excerpt from my book, "The Dancing Bird, With Arms" in stores never

I do my own thing, sometimes I'm just a human with bird head.

In the criminal justice system, sexually based birdfenses are considered especially heinous. In New Nest City, the dedicated birdtectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite bird squad known as the Special Victims Unit.  These are threir bird stories. With arms.

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