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May Newsletter
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Babytalks: Chuckwitt and Kowatch
If my younger daughter has her way, in the future, English āchocolateā will be pronounced /ĖtŹŹkwÉŖt/ and Bulgarian ŃŠ¾ŠŗŠ¾Š»Š°Š“ŃŠµ will become /ko'watŹ/. How long the journey has been from /ŹoĖkolaĖt͔ɬ/.
These posts from ten years ago reminded me of another cool thing my younger daughter used to do with speaking Bulgarian.
Standard Bulgarian:
поŃŃŃŠŗŠ°Š» (portukal) = orange
каŃŃŠ¾Ń (kartof) = potato
Daughter Bulgarian:
ŠæŃŠ¾ŃŃŠŗŠ°Š» (protukal) = orange
ŠŗŃŠ°ŃŠ¾Ń (kratof) = potato
Do you see what she did? She intuited the Law of Open Syllables and reached back to the 8th century to reapply Slavic Liquid Metathesis. I'm so proud.
Babytalks: Chuckwitt and Kowatch
If my younger daughter has her way, in the future, English āchocolateā will be pronounced /ĖtŹŹkwÉŖt/ and Bulgarian ŃŠ¾ŠŗŠ¾Š»Š°Š“ŃŠµ will become /ko'watŹ/. How long the journey has been from /ŹoĖkolaĖt͔ɬ/.
Baby talks: āAnd he became a beybo gwegweā
My daughter can now recite āthe very hungry caterpillarā from memory. Which is great because it gives me a direct one-to-one comparison for her utterances. Hereās one of the more bizarre.
Instead of saying ābeautiful butterflyā (the last two words of the book), she says something like ābeybo gweweā hereās my attempt to explain why.When she hears words from me, my daughter gets intervocalic dental stops turned into taps. For free!
ĖbjuĖɾɪfÉÉ« ĖbŹÉ¾ÉflaÉŖ
First she simplifies ÉÉ« and É to o. (I think this is a common rule in American baby talk)
ĖbjuĖɾɪfo ĖbŹÉ¾oflaÉŖ
Then taps become approximants and non-coda fricatives become stops.
ĖbjuĖlÉŖpo ĖbŹloplaÉŖ
Intervocalic stops are vocalized
ĖbjuĖlÉŖbo ĖbŹloblaÉŖ
Approximants become glides: j when preceding front vowels and w when back (thanks @tropylium ) (this is something like Bulgarian baby talk, where r > l > j > i)
ĖbjuĖjÉŖbo ĖbŹwobwaÉŖ
Iām not sure about this next part, but I think vowels converge somehowā¦
ĖbeĖjÉŖbo ĖbÉwebwÉÉŖ
Iām not sure why, but in some Bās become Gās
ĖbeĖjÉŖbo ĖgÉwegwÉÉŖ (Iāve sometimes really heard her say this)
And often the vowels continue to fuse and converge
ĖbeÉŖbo ĖgwegweÉŖ
At least, thatās what I THINK is happening. Any other ideas?
My guess would be that the b > g rule happens last and itās assimilating to the neighboring w
Also one thing I learned in Phonology class in college is that the easiest word type for humans to pronounce is two syllables long, and thus baby talk almost always makes every word two syllables, so thatās a driving pressure in the vowel convergence
Sounds good to me! So it's:
ĖbjuĖɾɪfÉÉ« ĖbŹÉ¾ÉflaÉŖ
ĖbjuĖɾɪfo ĖbŹÉ¾oflaÉŖ
ĖbjuĖlÉŖpo ĖbŹloplaÉŖ
ĖbjuĖlÉŖbo ĖbŹloblaÉŖ
ĖbjuĖjÉŖbo ĖbŹwobwaÉŖ
ĖbeĖjÉŖbo ĖbÉwebwÉÉŖ
ĖbeÉŖbo ĖbwebweÉŖ
ĖbeÉŖbo ĖgwegweÉŖ
My younger daughter is now 10 years old. She likes slime, ballet, and squish-mallows. When she talks I can understand almost everything she says.
Putting the first draft of The Eccentrics to bed, and I thought you guys might like my future history.

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Another screed on the plight of the Sensitive, Talented White Male Writer
"You canāt let inspiration shine through you and self-censor at the same time. Many people choose censorship, and I canāt blame them. They live in a country where you can lose your job for writing something that makes the wrong person laugh. Americans brag about going āzero-contactā with crime-thinking family members."
- from Just Leave the Publishing Industry, my new essay out from the Tortuga Society.
āSort by Controversialā by Scott Alexander
Remember that thing with the white-gold/blue-black? What if you could do that, but with morality? Oh wait. This story was so good that I read the first two-thirds of it to my wife, who is a tech CEO and laughed several times.
From my December book reviews: https://patreon.com/posts/december-book-152784745
The original story: https://slatestarcodex.com/2018/10/30/sort-by-controversial/
March newsletter
I remember my first scifi convention. I was a little awed, a little Dorothy-opening-the-grayscale-door. Iād married the only girl in college who read Terry Pratchett and Lois McMaster Bujold, and here I was in a convention center filled with fans of scifi. Some might even know more about force fields than I did.
Some did, but then came the dreary twenty-teens. One friend called LonCon 2014 the ālast safe WorldCon.ā Another, when I asked her in 2024, said āwhy would I pay so much money to spend four days with people who hate me?ā As the dreary decade slumped on, I found myself bored, snubbed, and egregiously robbed of my time.
And yet here I was again, twelve years later, at Prague Comic Con with my Bujold-loving wife, under the auspices of Anna and her husband, who Iāll call Jakub. Back at their wedding, Iād shaken hands with Anna over a deal to split the cash with her from any publishing projects she could arrange in the Czech Republic, and sheād held up her end of the bargain. Sheād invited me to this con and spent the weeks before cold-emailing Czech publishers about my work. On the first day, she marched up to a pair of comic localizers and introduced herself as my agent.
At first, I was more of a good sport than a participant in Annaās machinations. Pavlina found wearable kitty-cat ears for our daughters, but there was nothing I wanted to buy for myself, and my backpack was quite heavy. But then we passed the booth set up by the Czech armed forces, with all these little plastic doodads arranged on a table. One of them looked like a pineapple.
āWhatās that?ā I asked the soldier behind the table.
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Sign me up for Texan Mars!
Red State MarsĀ is the best new science fiction book Iāve read sinceĀ Project Hail Mary, and not for lack of trying. Iāve searched desperately for years, driven from the industrial slurry extruded by Tor, Daw, and Ace. Yes, I have found a few indie gems, such as CorcoranāsĀ AristillusĀ books, which describe how a single breakthrough technology can threaten even the most entrenched of powers. They were good books, but now Corcoran has an editor. Thereās a publisher in town, traditional in the good sense of the word. This,Ā Ark Pressās first book, is a beautifully polished gem.
Red State Mars follows the formation of the first Martian state, founded by a coalition of five Texan clans, which themselves coalesced in the anarchic aftermath of World War III. Now, after three generations of peace, they find themselves in another violent Turning, as it was foretold byĀ Strauss and Howe. In response to the ever-escalating demands of the technocratic eugenicists of the Unitary Sovereign State of China, the Martian clans must put their differences aside and fight together.
Corcoran shows us the war through the eyes of three men: Will, a teenage boy with a dog who goes on Heinleinian adventures as he becomes a soldier; his nerdy uncle Brian, who wins the love of a good woman through feats of engineering; and his father, Jim, who is so used to leadership heās gone soft, and is forced to admit that even he is not done growing up. Corcoran has been paying attention to many Thanksgiving table arguments.
In the afterword, the author says he planned Red State Mars as a family saga, but that isnāt how it turned out. Under the guidance of editorĀ Tony Daniel, the older generationās stories were moved to a separate novella, resulting in a tighter, quicker launching book. I actually think they could have gone further in this direction and brought more out of Will, Brian, and Jim, but thatās a quibble.
Hereās another: there were some dropped threads. What happened to the young Mormon guy with the wire-rimmed glasses? Why did they use the tainted feedstock? Maybe I missed the answers, but I got the impression that Corcoran had too many balls in the air, and dropped some.
Anyway, the battle scenes were exciting, suspenseful, and technical in the best tradition of Cussler. Satellites, molten salt cooling systems, and missiles all get their chance in the point of view spotlight. LLMs are, after all, ubiquitous in the 22nd century, and every valve has a voice. It makes sense for that voice to be close third person.
As with the Aristillus books, Corcoran is conscientious with his future technology. Thereās been incremental advance in AI, 3D printing, and genetic engineering, but thereās just one black swan: the force field generator. There were chapters of Red State Mars where I alternated between reading about space-explosions and furiously imagining force field tactics. Can you batter through a force field? Yes. Can you reshape it at will? Yes. Can you thrust or see through it? No. But of course you can flick it on and off rapidly in sync with your cameras or engines. Of course, if you do that, weapons can sneak in. Beautiful stuff. And donāt get me started on what impermeable, immaterial walls mean for nuclear fusion. Leave that up to Corcoran.
Thereās quite a lot of town-hall politicking, which was gripping even compared to the coming-of-age-through-microgravity-combat scenes. I was never more emotional a reader than during those debates. Stop interrupting each other!
This is a book about peopleās love and loyalty to a place and each other. It gives us what a good story should: a perspective on ourselves, and a view of where we might go from here.
I am delighted, inspired, and even hopeful having read this book. It seized me, it pushed me, it scintillates with the possibilities of the future. Itās exactly the sort of book I couldnāt find for a bleak, censorious decade. And itās only Ark Pressās first. May there beĀ many, many more.
Terrifying concept of the day, an onychophora (velvet worm) like the Euperipatoides the size of an arthropleura with the increased brain power to match the scale.
A social, pack-hunting, slime-shooting, 200-pound, 2.5-meter long, apex predator.
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They might have trouble supporting their weight with hydraulic pressure alone. Maybe duplication of the genes governing claw-growth leads to sclerotization of the cuticle - bristles and plates that lock together around the leg, forming a pillar when the limb needs to bear weight. Interestingly, this armor would be shed in patches, so molting doesn't put a limit on size the way it does arthropods.

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33 Strategies of WarĀ by Robert Greene
Greeneās structure is uninspired but serviceable: give an inspiring quote from an interesting source, a condensed little story about the circumstances, and a little moral at the end. I found it refreshingly straightforward, and much of the advice is good. I find myself rememberingĀ The Anabasis. āDoing is better than suffering.ā
From my December book reviews:
REVIEW: An Amish Paradox, by Charles E. Hurst and David L. McConnell
Mrs. Psmith, who writes the best book reviews Iāve read since C.S. Lewis, helped me convince my wife of something I didnāt want to understand, either: you canāt resist True Believers unless youāre a True Believer too.
From my December book reviews.
Essay here
Kingdom of Verse by Owen Cyclops
My younger daughter is ten, and I wondered if she was too old to care about rhymes (sheās definitely too young to care about the re-enchantment of Western civilization). She is, however, very into Cyclopsās bright, somewhat deranged art. It took a couple of days to read through the whole book, and we found ourselves looking forward to bedtime. Full review on my substack: https://danielmbensen.substack.com/p/do-suffer-join-my-subscriber-ama
Surrounded by Idiots by Thomas Erikson
Books I read last month
My first thought was, this isnāt OCEAN, and I was right. The four-humor system, rebranded here as the colors red, yellow, green, blue, does not identify psychological dimensions by empirical factor analysis, but it does do something else. These colors arenāt fundamental personality dimensions but strategies people adapt at work. Thatās why so many people are Green.
For the full review and more of what I read and watched in November, click here.
My wife told me to stop posting draft chapters. "It makes you rigid when you should be loose." She was right, so here's what I'm doing instead.

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Energized by Edward M. Lerner
Thereās a very promising premise, but none of the dialogue worked, and only one character interested me, the twist one. The bad guys should have been fun to watch but werenāt. I just wish this book had passed through the hands of a real editor.
For the full review and more of what I read and watched in November, click here
All that time I spent moving the image three pixels to the left wasn't wasted. You can pick up your copy of Wealthgiver right now. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKMQBSP1