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May Newsletter
“Multiple Bulgarian plumbing services flag this exact failure mode.”

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Babytalks: Chuckwitt and Kowatch
If my younger daughter has her way, in the future, English “chocolate” will be pronounced /ˈtʃʌkwɪt/ and Bulgarian шоколадче will become /ko'watʃ/. How long the journey has been from /ʃoˈkolaːt͡ɬ/.
These posts from ten years ago reminded me of another cool thing my younger daughter used to do with speaking Bulgarian.
Standard Bulgarian:
портукал (portukal) = orange
картоф (kartof) = potato
Daughter Bulgarian:
протукал (protukal) = orange
кратоф (kratof) = potato
Do you see what she did? She intuited the Law of Open Syllables and reached back to the 8th century to reapply Slavic Liquid Metathesis. I'm so proud.
Babytalks: Chuckwitt and Kowatch
If my younger daughter has her way, in the future, English “chocolate” will be pronounced /ˈtʃʌkwɪt/ and Bulgarian шоколадче will become /ko'watʃ/. How long the journey has been from /ʃoˈkolaːt͡ɬ/.
Baby talks: “And he became a beybo gwegwe”
My daughter can now recite “the very hungry caterpillar” from memory. Which is great because it gives me a direct one-to-one comparison for her utterances. Here’s one of the more bizarre.
Instead of saying “beautiful butterfly” (the last two words of the book), she says something like “beybo gwewe” here’s my attempt to explain why.When she hears words from me, my daughter gets intervocalic dental stops turned into taps. For free!
ˈbjuːɾɪfəɫ ˈbʌɾɚflaɪ
First she simplifies əɫ and ɚ to o. (I think this is a common rule in American baby talk)
ˈbjuːɾɪfo ˈbʌɾoflaɪ
Then taps become approximants and non-coda fricatives become stops.
ˈbjuːlɪpo ˈbʌloplaɪ
Intervocalic stops are vocalized
ˈbjuːlɪbo ˈbʌloblaɪ
Approximants become glides: j when preceding front vowels and w when back (thanks @tropylium ) (this is something like Bulgarian baby talk, where r > l > j > i)
ˈbjuːjɪbo ˈbʌwobwaɪ
I’m not sure about this next part, but I think vowels converge somehow…
ˈbeːjɪbo ˈbəwebwəɪ
I’m not sure why, but in some B’s become G’s
ˈbeːjɪbo ˈgəwegwəɪ (I’ve sometimes really heard her say this)
And often the vowels continue to fuse and converge
ˈbeɪbo ˈgwegweɪ
At least, that’s what I THINK is happening. Any other ideas?
My guess would be that the b > g rule happens last and it’s assimilating to the neighboring w
Also one thing I learned in Phonology class in college is that the easiest word type for humans to pronounce is two syllables long, and thus baby talk almost always makes every word two syllables, so that’s a driving pressure in the vowel convergence
Sounds good to me! So it's:
ˈbjuːɾɪfəɫ ˈbʌɾɚflaɪ
ˈbjuːɾɪfo ˈbʌɾoflaɪ
ˈbjuːlɪpo ˈbʌloplaɪ
ˈbjuːlɪbo ˈbʌloblaɪ
ˈbjuːjɪbo ˈbʌwobwaɪ
ˈbeːjɪbo ˈbəwebwəɪ
ˈbeɪbo ˈbwebweɪ
ˈbeɪbo ˈgwegweɪ
My younger daughter is now 10 years old. She likes slime, ballet, and squish-mallows. When she talks I can understand almost everything she says.
Putting the first draft of The Eccentrics to bed, and I thought you guys might like my future history.

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Another screed on the plight of the Sensitive, Talented White Male Writer
"You can’t let inspiration shine through you and self-censor at the same time. Many people choose censorship, and I can’t blame them. They live in a country where you can lose your job for writing something that makes the wrong person laugh. Americans brag about going “zero-contact” with crime-thinking family members."
- from Just Leave the Publishing Industry, my new essay out from the Tortuga Society.
“Sort by Controversial” by Scott Alexander
Remember that thing with the white-gold/blue-black? What if you could do that, but with morality? Oh wait. This story was so good that I read the first two-thirds of it to my wife, who is a tech CEO and laughed several times.
From my December book reviews: https://patreon.com/posts/december-book-152784745
The original story: https://slatestarcodex.com/2018/10/30/sort-by-controversial/
March newsletter
I remember my first scifi convention. I was a little awed, a little Dorothy-opening-the-grayscale-door. I’d married the only girl in college who read Terry Pratchett and Lois McMaster Bujold, and here I was in a convention center filled with fans of scifi. Some might even know more about force fields than I did.
Some did, but then came the dreary twenty-teens. One friend called LonCon 2014 the “last safe WorldCon.” Another, when I asked her in 2024, said “why would I pay so much money to spend four days with people who hate me?” As the dreary decade slumped on, I found myself bored, snubbed, and egregiously robbed of my time.
And yet here I was again, twelve years later, at Prague Comic Con with my Bujold-loving wife, under the auspices of Anna and her husband, who I’ll call Jakub. Back at their wedding, I’d shaken hands with Anna over a deal to split the cash with her from any publishing projects she could arrange in the Czech Republic, and she’d held up her end of the bargain. She’d invited me to this con and spent the weeks before cold-emailing Czech publishers about my work. On the first day, she marched up to a pair of comic localizers and introduced herself as my agent.
At first, I was more of a good sport than a participant in Anna’s machinations. Pavlina found wearable kitty-cat ears for our daughters, but there was nothing I wanted to buy for myself, and my backpack was quite heavy. But then we passed the booth set up by the Czech armed forces, with all these little plastic doodads arranged on a table. One of them looked like a pineapple.
“What’s that?” I asked the soldier behind the table.
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Sign me up for Texan Mars!
Red State Mars is the best new science fiction book I’ve read since Project Hail Mary, and not for lack of trying. I’ve searched desperately for years, driven from the industrial slurry extruded by Tor, Daw, and Ace. Yes, I have found a few indie gems, such as Corcoran’s Aristillus books, which describe how a single breakthrough technology can threaten even the most entrenched of powers. They were good books, but now Corcoran has an editor. There’s a publisher in town, traditional in the good sense of the word. This, Ark Press’s first book, is a beautifully polished gem.
Red State Mars follows the formation of the first Martian state, founded by a coalition of five Texan clans, which themselves coalesced in the anarchic aftermath of World War III. Now, after three generations of peace, they find themselves in another violent Turning, as it was foretold by Strauss and Howe. In response to the ever-escalating demands of the technocratic eugenicists of the Unitary Sovereign State of China, the Martian clans must put their differences aside and fight together.
Corcoran shows us the war through the eyes of three men: Will, a teenage boy with a dog who goes on Heinleinian adventures as he becomes a soldier; his nerdy uncle Brian, who wins the love of a good woman through feats of engineering; and his father, Jim, who is so used to leadership he’s gone soft, and is forced to admit that even he is not done growing up. Corcoran has been paying attention to many Thanksgiving table arguments.
In the afterword, the author says he planned Red State Mars as a family saga, but that isn’t how it turned out. Under the guidance of editor Tony Daniel, the older generation’s stories were moved to a separate novella, resulting in a tighter, quicker launching book. I actually think they could have gone further in this direction and brought more out of Will, Brian, and Jim, but that’s a quibble.
Here’s another: there were some dropped threads. What happened to the young Mormon guy with the wire-rimmed glasses? Why did they use the tainted feedstock? Maybe I missed the answers, but I got the impression that Corcoran had too many balls in the air, and dropped some.
Anyway, the battle scenes were exciting, suspenseful, and technical in the best tradition of Cussler. Satellites, molten salt cooling systems, and missiles all get their chance in the point of view spotlight. LLMs are, after all, ubiquitous in the 22nd century, and every valve has a voice. It makes sense for that voice to be close third person.
As with the Aristillus books, Corcoran is conscientious with his future technology. There’s been incremental advance in AI, 3D printing, and genetic engineering, but there’s just one black swan: the force field generator. There were chapters of Red State Mars where I alternated between reading about space-explosions and furiously imagining force field tactics. Can you batter through a force field? Yes. Can you reshape it at will? Yes. Can you thrust or see through it? No. But of course you can flick it on and off rapidly in sync with your cameras or engines. Of course, if you do that, weapons can sneak in. Beautiful stuff. And don’t get me started on what impermeable, immaterial walls mean for nuclear fusion. Leave that up to Corcoran.
There’s quite a lot of town-hall politicking, which was gripping even compared to the coming-of-age-through-microgravity-combat scenes. I was never more emotional a reader than during those debates. Stop interrupting each other!
This is a book about people’s love and loyalty to a place and each other. It gives us what a good story should: a perspective on ourselves, and a view of where we might go from here.
I am delighted, inspired, and even hopeful having read this book. It seized me, it pushed me, it scintillates with the possibilities of the future. It’s exactly the sort of book I couldn’t find for a bleak, censorious decade. And it’s only Ark Press’s first. May there be many, many more.
Terrifying concept of the day, an onychophora (velvet worm) like the Euperipatoides the size of an arthropleura with the increased brain power to match the scale.
A social, pack-hunting, slime-shooting, 200-pound, 2.5-meter long, apex predator.
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They might have trouble supporting their weight with hydraulic pressure alone. Maybe duplication of the genes governing claw-growth leads to sclerotization of the cuticle - bristles and plates that lock together around the leg, forming a pillar when the limb needs to bear weight. Interestingly, this armor would be shed in patches, so molting doesn't put a limit on size the way it does arthropods.

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33 Strategies of War by Robert Greene
Greene’s structure is uninspired but serviceable: give an inspiring quote from an interesting source, a condensed little story about the circumstances, and a little moral at the end. I found it refreshingly straightforward, and much of the advice is good. I find myself remembering The Anabasis. “Doing is better than suffering.”
From my December book reviews:
REVIEW: An Amish Paradox, by Charles E. Hurst and David L. McConnell
Mrs. Psmith, who writes the best book reviews I’ve read since C.S. Lewis, helped me convince my wife of something I didn’t want to understand, either: you can’t resist True Believers unless you’re a True Believer too.
From my December book reviews.
Essay here
Kingdom of Verse by Owen Cyclops
My younger daughter is ten, and I wondered if she was too old to care about rhymes (she’s definitely too young to care about the re-enchantment of Western civilization). She is, however, very into Cyclops’s bright, somewhat deranged art. It took a couple of days to read through the whole book, and we found ourselves looking forward to bedtime. Full review on my substack: https://danielmbensen.substack.com/p/do-suffer-join-my-subscriber-ama
Surrounded by Idiots by Thomas Erikson
Books I read last month
My first thought was, this isn’t OCEAN, and I was right. The four-humor system, rebranded here as the colors red, yellow, green, blue, does not identify psychological dimensions by empirical factor analysis, but it does do something else. These colors aren’t fundamental personality dimensions but strategies people adapt at work. That’s why so many people are Green.
For the full review and more of what I read and watched in November, click here.
My wife told me to stop posting draft chapters. "It makes you rigid when you should be loose." She was right, so here's what I'm doing instead.

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Energized by Edward M. Lerner
There’s a very promising premise, but none of the dialogue worked, and only one character interested me, the twist one. The bad guys should have been fun to watch but weren’t. I just wish this book had passed through the hands of a real editor.
For the full review and more of what I read and watched in November, click here
All that time I spent moving the image three pixels to the left wasn't wasted. You can pick up your copy of Wealthgiver right now. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKMQBSP1