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when ur friend makes great art

liamgalgey

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

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THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

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nikocat

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

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coolthingoftheday

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions.

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lost in the sauce

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerryterry

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way:

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

nyawave

FETISH?????????

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god i wish i were you

dust-princess

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

hikari-ni-naritai

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

miraculous-writings

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

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snorlaxatives

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

beevean

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

hungwy

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

dreams-squared

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.

hungwy

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

badjokesbyjeff

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

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THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

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That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

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I think about this video every single day

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