You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

not even in the mood to rake my plastic zen garden that was 15 dollars at ikea Whatever theres a pistol in my top drawer at work

I bet getting crossed off a to do list feels good as fuck for a task