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Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

The world is a happier place with trans women in it

thank you 5 mutuals who like every stupid post i make i love you

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

trans women's breasts are real breasts by the way

breast development seems to be the only thing that anyone even knows our HRT does, and even then they don't seem to process that they are... you know, breasts?