warm, warmer, disco

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

It’s that time again.

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

Me in math class

she's bald except for the ponytail

That’s a warrior’s cut

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

a man enters a clown car and his skeleton emerges from the other side, picked clean

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this