Onions'n'stuff

imagine if you had a death note and you used an ai image generator to make a persons face and then asked chatgpt to assign them a name and then you wrote that name in the death note and the image was slowly but surely destroyed by jpeg compression (the equivalent of a heart attack for images)

imagine if you wrote hatsune miku and 40 seconds later felt a tap on your shoulder and turned around and hatsune miku said "you cant kill a shinigami with a death note" and she snapped your neck

i am a gay person with gay friends i love dearly and would kill for so when people are like “why cant these two characters just be friends platonic love is just as important” im like bestie i promise you. i promise. i am on your wavelength. romantic love is not any stronger or more valuable than platonic love for sure. but it does have a different flavor and especially in media, which is different than real life bc real life can be messy and muddled, you have to do The Test. the Test is simple: if one of these characters was the opposite gender would they just be a romantic couple? would everyone assume they were? there lies your answer.

imagine explaining this post to yourself in 2019

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

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the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

this is the fifth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the sixth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the seventh time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the eighth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the ninth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (possibly) the tenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the twelfth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the thirteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the fourteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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