Taerg Ytterp Er'uoy

completely enamoured with this beast

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[Video ID: The Patriot Place / Gillette Stadium sign. On the digital screen, three images of furry art cycle. The third image has the text "Gay Furry Pride Bitches" on it. The person taking the video snorts with laughter when the third image appears on the screen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

lie to me

Just talk

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

Get peer-reviewed because you're so right. We don't even see people fall over from shock or big sweat drop anymore.

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

me: because you're tall

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

he is he's very pretty

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

Lots more to come. What animals would yall like to see me teenify into pendants?

this is huge… a three chair event

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

I can never be annoyed at teens for being excited. I used to be a VERY annoying one! PATREON

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