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Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?

every time a little nugget of information gets dropped I just sit there staring at the book praying he gets to talk to somebody about literally any of his issues

I dunno... the last time I saw him interact directly with a therapist, the therapist died (to be fair, she was trying to kill him, but still)

ONE of your colleagues tries to trick a pantless man on the train into losing his cool so she could steal his cat's manager and suddenly the whole profession is suspect.

Please stop he is drowning…..

anyone got any pirating methods to watch or read project hail mary bc i can't buy the movie and my mom won't let me purchase the book or take me to the damn library

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

does anyone have that drawing of the person flipping off another dude and obliterating them with the aroace flag. I need it for. artistic purposes

YES THANK YOU