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hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

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When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so
He says, “I’m still the same person.”
I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel I’m being interviewed for a job I don’t even want. I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”
Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people
I Iove Lucia Mar so much,
Imagine being a mentally ill teenager when the world fucking ends. You are suddenly separated from your dad and left to defend yourself with your dogs, and then on top of that you are forced to physically mature yourself in order to please a bunch of aliens who are going to squeeze you dry for every last dime by any means possible.
Of course you’re gonna cope the only way you possibly can, by pretending that everything is one bad dream. All those people you hurt aren’t real, so why does it matter what you do?
sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch
and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol
the vengeance of the daughter

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Mordecai has gained extra grey feathers dealing with this shit.
Carl: does anything.
Mordecai:
this guy's best friend in the whole galaxy is a cat
gay meth
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ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests
Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!
what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
my hands hurt
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?
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