Peach

This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel I’m being interviewed for a job I don’t even want. I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”

Of course you’re gonna cope the only way you possibly can, by pretending that everything is one bad dream. All those people you hurt aren’t real, so why does it matter what you do?

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

the vengeance of the daughter

this guy's best friend in the whole galaxy is a cat

gay meth

RARE!Behind the scenes of scarygrabber

ok new winner from r/stupiddovenests

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

wow everything is so expensive

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