HYPERFIXATION CENTRAL

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

<!--im going to. rip out. my organs. fuuuuccccckkkkkkk-->

<!--midol is such a beautiful thing-->

was trying to spawn a spirit in the mirror but Ryan Gosling and Markiplier appeared behind me???

PARTY like jevil LAUGH like queen PLAY like tenna GET PUT ON THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY like spamton

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

being too woke and autistic is me wondering why people would seek out romance specifically when platonic relationships can give you everything that romantic ones can

chuck fast thinklenuts