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Hello all the unfortunate people who stumble across this! My ADHD brain recently decides that my writing skills goes beyond one fandom so now I have a good few fics to show! Hopefully, I can fit them all in here (THERE’S A LOT) so people can know what I'm referring to and what to call them!

Lego Monkie Kid: 🐒🌟

Who are you who am I to you? I am the Antichrist to you:

At the end of Season 3, the Lady Bone Demon does not perish inside her mech and instead manages to escape, stealing Mk along with her to turn him into the perfect soldier fate tells her he can be.

Status: (At 21 chapters - On Haitus)

You can read it here!

You glow like fire in my memory:

The war against Heaven ends in a success for the Brotherhood, only it is not without it’s tragedy. The Jade Emperor strikes down upon the Monkey Kings’ son: Qi Xiaotian and throws him into a coma. When he wakes up, he is not the same boy he was 100 years ago.

Status: (At 2 chapters - on Hiatus)

You can read it here!

Spider-Man: 🕷️❤️💙

Breaking The Cycle:

Set in the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon, after freeing Harry from Venom, Peter’s guilt consumes him and he reveals his identity to his dear friend. But he wasn't aware that Norman was listening. Using this information against them, Norman kidnaps Peter and blackmails Harry as he turns them into the super soldiers he's so obsessed with.

Status: (At 12 Chapters - Ongoing)

You can read it here!

This is not my beautiful house:

After a disastrous fight with a new dimension-hopping threat, Tony and Peter are sent spiralling into another world, a world that senses the discrepancy and changes them to fit. De-aged ten years, Tony has to try and find a way to get back home and explain where the sudden six year old has come from while Peter has to try and survive in a tiny body in a world that doesn't know who he is.

Status: (Not posted yet - side project)

Entanglement:

Based on the fact that Yuri Lowenthal voices both Ben Ten and Spider-Man - After accidentally falling into a mysterious portal, both Peter Parker and Ben Tennyson are shocked to find that they've switched places with someone they have no idea who is, and the family they’ve stumbled into is very convinced they're wrong.

Status: (Not posted yet - side project

Miraculous Ladybug: 🐞🐈‍⬛

INTERTWINED:

After finally figuring out the identities behind Ladybug and Chat Noir, Hawkmoth is furious to find one is his own son. In a fit of madness, he captures the young heroes, forcing them to bend to his will as his plans make a drastic change.

Status: (At 1 chapter - Haitus I'm sorry lmao)

You can read it here!

i was wondering if it would be a fun side thing to do an “ask” series because I've always wanted to do one of those. The story would be kinda similar to what I want to write but different in the way that YOU, the ASKERS, are helping Harry and MJ try and cure Peter all the while asking whatever nefarious questions you want and spawning objects in to torment them. The lore behind how you are helping Harry and MJ and have these mysterious powers to change the story is very loose because it makes little sense anyway! So whatever!

The style would be my crappy phone doodles because they're really easy, accessible, and quick to do and I don't want to overwhelm myself when my priority is my fic, but comic!!! Cool comic!!! Maybe!!! I'd love to hear people's ideas on this and whether they'd actually be interested! But I also know some people are too anxious to comment so ill leave a poll so you can do either! Or both! Both is good!

OHHH HELLO ITS MORE OF MY ULTIMATE SAVAGE SPIDER-MAN AU!!! Since my laptop is still broken, I'm doodling on my phone more so I decided to draw the clearest scene I have in my mind which is the start!!! I really REALLY hate how Harry looks, his anatomy and face just look so messed up to me but I'm too tired and chronic pain ridden to fix it so I've given up LMAOO

I've rambled about this scene before, but thanks to the very lovely commenter ObsidianBlackCat, it's a bit clearer!

So after a week or two of being exposed to the Savage Lands and getting injected with that yummy spider venom, Peter has been slowly getting sicker and sicker. His senses are getting more sensitive, his emotions are whack and he feels like he's getting the most intense flu he's ever had in his life. But of course, it's Peter I Don’t Talk About My Problems Parker so he keeps that little vital bit of information to himself. But you already know that doesn't work and while in the middle of doing chores and basic civilian things, all of his symptoms ramp up to a hundred. He’s forced to flee into an alleyway because every noise sounds like knives stabbing his eardrums, he feels like he's going to throw up any minute and his skin won't stop itching! Peter finally realises at this point that wow, yeah, this definitely isn't right and the excruciating feeling of something moving around inside him is a definite cause for alarm and so he tries to call his team or just anyone at S.H.I.E.L.D. to come grab him. But that's around the point when his body starts to change. With his fingers now sharper and every cell in his body twisting and morphing, Peter struggles to select the right contact on his phone and calls Harry. Harry, already expecting Peter about an hour from then, answers quickly but cannot understand a word Peter is saying. The phone call abruptly ends with a horrible screech and the crack of Peter’s claws accidentally shattering the phone.

Harry of course, did not let that lie and goes hunting Peter down himself. With his father playing as the Green Goblin and the idea that Spider-Man and S.H.I.E.L.D. had something to do with it, Harry isn't exactly eager to let anyone else ‘super’ handle his problems, especially involving one of the few people he actually has left in his life. Harry goes searching down the route he and Peter normally take when they aren't being chauffeured around and miraculously, Harry finds him along the way. But he's not the same anymore. Covered in blood, sporting four new arms and eyes and a hundred more spider-like changes, Peter is more monster than man and Harry doesn't immediately recognise him. When Peter spots the boy entering the alleyway, his first reaction is aggressive, warning him away with hisses and growls and shrieks. He's confused, he's scared and he's in so much pain, the transformation changing his mind as much as his body and turning him into a feral spider creature befitting of the land where the problem came from. But even if he doesn't recognise Harry, Harry recognises him. Peter may look different, but some things remain, and the evidence of his old clothes and bag lying around him is good enough.

Determined not to lose another person to a transformation that wasn't their fault, Harry forces himself not to run and instead approaches Peter, talking to him and calming him and assuring him that he's safe and he can get him help, whatever that may be. After a while, something in Peter shifts when he realises that he recognised that voice, and while he can't quite place the memories behind it, he knows he is safe. Harry manages to cover Peter’s grotesque form with a spare hoodie and somehow, because it's New York, gets him back to the penthouse without anyone getting suspicious at the clicking and hissing that Peter makes. From there...Harry has to figure out how to follow through on his promise to help him when he had no idea who to turn to, who he could actually trust.

Completely forgot about the other two with all the stuff going on! I know artfight has started but I probably won't be able to start until on the third :((( so there's my favourite babies to fill the gap!!!

Some short lore:

Peonyblaze is one of the best warriors in PineClan, though her best friends Brave and Golden will argue she is THE best. But she struggles to fit in. Due to her exceptional skill, beauty and kindness, her bitter clanmates spread the rumour that she only got as far as she did with her looks and whatever she wants is simply given to her. They say Peony is a cold, heartless snake that will abandon anyone she gets bored of, and those rumours eat her alive. She will never stop trying to prove herself, but some cats will always find ways to discredit her work.

Goldenstride is the son of the PineClan’s deputy, and boy, is he not allowed to forget it. His father said he was ‘destained’ for greatness since the moment he was born, even naming him something to fit, but the pressure is breaking him. No matter how hard Golden tries, he can never please his father, he can never do good enough, catch enough prey, beat his opponent fast enough in battle. He will always be ‘not good enough.’ Desperate for his father—ANYONE’s approval, Golden turns to experimental herbal drugs in secret to boost his power, but they do so much more damage than good.

Hey here’s my artfight card so so so late!!! I'm not sure if ill be so active this year but ill try my best! Already got my eyes on a few like peeps!!! Isn't this team so fitting for me?? :)

Wow! No Ai!!! What a surprise!! 😌I can now sleep peacefully.

Resonance by @lactoseintolerentswag

Daisy Daisy give me your answer do!

I'm half crazy all for the love of you!

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'd look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two!

Everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of my favourite fics EVER!!! I mean it, please oh please go read this incredible fic. It is so beautifully written, the talent and set up of every single scene is incredible, every character is characterized perfectly and oh my god the STORY???? THE STORY HELLO THE STORY? T4T Parksborn that have been body swapped and they don't know how or when or where the other even is. The mystery kept me in suspence for so long and I LOVED IT. It was all done so so so well it has me in awe. Every chapter that comes out has me screaming in excitement and horror like oh my GODDD the twists!!!! The turns!!!! The stupid shit that the boy failures do!!! Someone stop them!! And someone please kill Norman and Otto thanks <33 I want to rant so much more but I refuse to place spoilers so that everyone can read it themselves. You can see my comments on each chapter anyway AHAHAH

If I could frame this fic on my wall and not be scared of questions about why I'm doing that, I would. I love this fic so much and it's not even done yet, GO READ IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Going through the terrifying experience of getting ready for artfight and ohhhh hello lets go CATIFIED SPIDER-MANNN!!!!!! I've also done MJ and Harry of COURSE I can't NOT do the little trio can I???? I've been meaning to post them for days but keep forgetting :,)))

Anyways: his little tiny bio—

Bravepaws is a rash, easy to anger and yet kind and courageous young warrior of his clan. When he was an apprentice, he was pressured into exploring the forbidden area of a loner base during a patrol expedition. When he slipped through a hole in the broken floor, he stumbled into the path of an escaped experiment and was bitten on the paw by a genetically mutated spider. Since then, he gained the miraculous powers of a spider and turned himself into the elusive hero The Spider. At first, he used these powers for his own selfish gain and to get back at those who bullied him, but when his uncle and father figure was killed because Bravepaws chose to ignore a thriving rogue, he turned himself around and is now dedicated to helping his clan and anyone innocent who needs protecting. It's his responsibility.

Basically just normal Peter Parker but cat!! Props to my mootie who helped me name him and came up with that banger horrible name that he's stuck with!!! A constant reminder that no one in the clan will ever see him as anything other than a reckless apprentice, a burden! :D

This guy is on my artfight AND MY TOYHOUSE WOAH LOOK AT THIS!!! MY TOYHOUSE!!! not much there at the moment as its a work in progress but there will be more lore there soon!! Wow I love toyhouse its so cool

HELLO!!!!! We’ve got 2 out of 3! Ninjago was actually on when I was a kid but somehow I never watched it! Probably because I was still very “girly” back then and that was a “boy show” and I was embarrassed to watch it and have someone catch me. Yay sexism!!

But Steven Universe and Danny Phantom I ADOREEEEEE I don't think I've ever spoken about it but I've had very big hyperfixations on both when I was younger! When Steven Universe was still running it was the most amazing thing for me, it inspired so much of my art, I watched and re-watched so many of the episodes and GOD WHEN IT ENDED uuoushsja I wanted to sob. It's such a brilliant show, there's a lot of odd writing skills but what show doesn't have that?? It's so beautiful and I still interact with art and stuff whenever I see it, even if I'm not as addicted anymore, the love is still there!!! Maybe ill write a fic about it one day! If I did, it would probably be about Corrupted Steven because I was the biggest supporter of the corruption theory when Future wasn't finished yet and WHEN IT HAPPENED HOOOO BOYYYYY I LOVVEEE the corrupted Steven it's SO SO COOL!!! So yeah, love the show!

And Danny Phantom OUGHAHAIHAH I really really really hate a certain main creator of the show but everything else oh my heart it has claimed it!!! The concept is so absolutely cool to me like half ghost kid stopping other ghosts with his powers? I'm HOOKED. I've watched and re-watched it a good few times and I've been deep in ao3 A LOT. It was a very big hyperfixation once, so big I actually tried to re-write the show and post it! I only got one chapter out before I realised I was taking on a big job with zero planning and orphaned the fic when it had gone on too long because my interests had shifting. I'm sorry Danny Phantom fandom…i failed you…the spark left just as I started writing…but I still love the show! Like Steven Universe, I still interact with art and even check ao3 every now and then for new stuff!! It's so so cool I'd definitely want to write on that one day as well, though I don't have any ideas! The rewrite is something VERY BIG that I'm not ready to tackle yet…but I love you little Danny, I hope you live ten thousand years!!!

I LOVE THAT FIC

(Justice for Harry and Pete PLEASE

I’m BEGGING YOU to give them a happy ending where they’re rescued by SHIELD and not punished for lies or anything because their lives were on the line)

anyways HIHIHIHIHI

On AO3, I’m The_Failed_One_517 :D

imma read the most recent two chapters soon…

I’m procrastinating…

Carnage LOCK TF IN

I’m imagining Peter and Carnage with that one meme

hold on lemme pull it up

Except it’s like

Peter: I’m not calling you a good symbiote, Carnage, that fight was SHIT

DO YOU SEE THE VISION

idk maybe I’m insane

maybe I’ll draw the meme…

…no one knows…

anyways see ya! :DDD

I had a moment when I first saw this because for the some reason tumblr blocked the image “for my safety” and I had to reset the app so HUH I hate this app I hate this app

BUT HAII I'm always so happy when people find me here from ao3, even more when I get asks about it!!! Makes me go YIPPEE and kick my legs and twirl around (exaggeration but that's my monkey brain rn)

AND I PROMISE YOU I PROMISE THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING!!! I promise I am no liar!! Peter and Harry will get their happy ending, what that is I cannot say but they'll end up getting their therapy and protection and love :)))

I'm still stuck on the potential of writing a bad end arc though. Hehehehehehehe maybe… mayhaps…

Also I'd be so amused if you drew that meme, it is SO THEM AIAHHAHAHA A little Carnage attached to Peter looking at him :3 did you see those people I mauled—NAH CARNAGE THAT FIGHT WAS SHIT I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO BE THERE!!!!