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listen i could give a whole list of reasons about why chrom x robin is a really interesting and satisfying from a storytelling standpoint. But “himbo Disney prince marries an amnesiac Antichrist” makes them my favorite out of the sheer comedy potential. Chrom eats unpeeled oranges. Robin was literally created to bring about the End of Days. They are in charge of an entire country

ADHD is chanting “walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts …” under your breath 300 times, then getting distracted for half a second and forgetting to add the fucking walnuts to the banana bread before putting it in the oven.

oh wow i didn’t know chanting something is a thing other people do to remember stuff

how about when you’ve been chanting the thing for too long and your brain tunes it out so you forget to do the thing while literally verbally reminding yourself to do the thing

*me adding teaspoons of water to mug muffin batter this morning* 1,1,1,1… 2,2,2,2… 3,3,3… Haha, this reminds me of that “walnuts” post. It always happens with the second ingredient, you know? Something that you can’t separate and fix. And I’ll be on like the 3rd cup of flour and forget which one I’m on, then I’ll be mad, because what the hell, I was literally thinking about nothing EXCEPT which cup of flour I was on, but then I’ll think back and remember that actually I started thinking about dinosaurs or something and… CRAP was that 3 or 4????????????????

mensah is LITERALLY like “that’s my emotional support rogue secunit”

Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone keeps calling me out for procrastinating and I always cry at them that, “It’s Perry, the platypus!” Nobody believes me. “Stop making excuses, it’s just a regular platypus.” I look behind me and Perry has taken off his hat and does that weird purring noise.

didn’t realize this was a dream, thought it was just a weird allegory for adhd

I had a kid who I had named Mitochondria, who eventually grew up to become a prison warden. Whenever people would ask me what she did for a living, I would tell them, “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.