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the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here

"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show

mettaton will cause the roaring because maddie will go home and tell him how to open a dark fountain so he can fuck his tv and every single butter knife in the blook household will be embedded one inch into the floor