"Everyone's a hero in their own way..."

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

This feels like someone reinventing lonely island

They are cute as hell.

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

Ok but “….” is literally the face of when you see the price

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato 

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

working in customer service be like

#banned banned all of you are banned#none of you are without sin

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

*X-files theme*

*x files theme but played on a lute*