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If the system can't survive the people in the Epstein Files getting prosecuted, then the system deserves to die.

Getting kidnapped as a superhero is rather embarrassing, but at least you were certain that your friends would rescue you. Which is why it came as a massive shock to you to see one of your villains bust the door of you cell open and unlock your restraints.

victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

Remember, cops "can" be shamed into doing their jobs correctly

“After intense public outcry made us acknowledge the overwhelming evidence, we have to admit we might have done an oopsie. Might have.”

I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

Let’s talk about the fact that Neil Josten is so SCARY from other perspectives. From his own he’s just like,,, “i’m just a kid fucking around before i die” but from Jean’s he seems certifiably insane. I somehow like him even more now.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

My precious son will do all manner of asshole activity until he sees a spray bottle in range. The moment I’m holding a spray bottle he is God’s most innocent Angel. ABSOLUTELY cats know what ‘naughty’ is

we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

robber barons and slumlords are back. we peasants toiling in our teeming polluted cities for starvation wages. child labor and food born illnesses and fucking measles is back. what century is this. god i want modern problems. give me MODERN problems. new ones

king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me