A Fangirl For Almost Everything

butcher!simon and us meeting and the feeling is VERY mutual when he sees us and immediately wants us in his basement

The days go one and read visits more and more, even once coming over to the shop just to completely forget to buy anything, and next thing he knows Simon's found himself bound and gagged between the wall and his new crushes bed

(we're too broke for a basement 😔)

And he just watches quiet with heart eyes as she babbles and becomes flustered while frantically cleaning, having not expected him to wake up so quickly. she quickly apologizes and explains she just liked him so much she had to bring him home!

Not enough people let us/the reader be the yandere or kidnapper:/

-Not so secret perv

okay plot twist

simon actually let himself get kidnapped by you, and the whole time you’ve got him tied to your bed, he is perfectly capable of escaping. he’s just having far too much fun watching you stumble over yourself

and the whole time he’s got heart eyes because you’re just a little lunatic who can’t control her emotions. one second, you’re blushing and flustered because of how big he looks in your small bed. the next you’re crying, embarrassed and ashamed for doing such an awful and impulsive thing, and he must already have a girlfriend at home waiting for him!

and then you’re screaming at him and raging for having a girlfriend at home (this man has never felt the touch of a woman you silly thing), and calling him a tease for even flirting with you in the first place

him choosing that moment to break out of his binds because he’s only just been waiting for the right moment, letting you have your fun with him. but when you sink down on him, eyes shut and head thrown back that you don’t even realise he’s ripped them clean off until his hands are on your thighs, using his grip to slam you down on his cock

relishes in that panicked expression on your face until you realise he’s not trying to get away from you, just tugging you closer until you’re chest to chest

let’s you have your way with him until you’re good and satisfied, slumped over with your head resting on his chest whilst he idly plays with your hair

kid named :

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A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)