AND THE END OF THE WORLD

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

I’m having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I’m not sure if its real

HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL AND WORSE THAN I REMEMBERED….

Cursed stylus

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