i'll show you a clown

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

if you are a queer earring maker at a queer friendly event you should have clipons and ADVERTISE THEM you will make SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY there are SO MANY CUTE TRANS GIRLS who want to try your earrings but don't have pierced ears!!!!!! I repeat YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU DO THIS

genuinely I have sold a couple runs of earrings now and I can provide solid evidence that advertising that clipons even exist as an option literally tripled my sales

And please if you have the options, get traditional screw backs without a hinged clip. Everything with a clip works by squeezing your ear as hard as it can. Screw backs let you manually tighten it enough that they won’t slip off, but no further, and are much more comfortable for longer periods of time. They seem to be dying out, though, and increasingly hard to get.

notorious transphobe joanna cherry has just accused former first minister nicola sturgeon of queerbaiting

the fact she apparently did this at her fringe show makes this funnier. imagine using your edinburgh fringe spot to accuse former first minister nicola sturgeon of queerbaiting. also im assuming the target audience of the joanna cherry edinburgh fringe show is the worst english people imaginable like every other edinburgh fringe show

do pulp know they were writing songs about withnail and i

can we be pathetic and terrible together

I know that Bruce Robinson had no intention of writing Withnail as gay. I know that him lying to Monty about Marwood being in love with him was probably supposed to be demonstrative of his selfishness. I know that him losing all hope when Marwood leaves him is due to loss of distraction, rather than loss of a loved one. I know that the reason they don’t even raise the subject of women is because they are apparently too poor to maintain girlfriends. I know that Withnail getting arrested for speeding to get Marwood back for his audition was probably due to love of theatre, rather than an attempt to atone for his actions on their holiday. But my goodness, it all comes off as so gay.

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia