i'll show you a clown

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

okay but i do think if jacob trouba had done his full hockey gear lathered up in paint run at a canvas thing in the nineteen seventies that man couldve retired and spent all his time sitting around in new york somewhere and writing a manifesto. and i wouldve eaten that shit up in my modern art lecture

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together