i'll show you a clown

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

that poll pissed me off so bad. international football has a lot of complexities and some horrible fascists will be happy no matter who wins but...ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE FINAL FOUR CELEBRATED THEIR WC VICTORY BY BEING RACIST AND TRANSMISOGYNISTIC AND THATS THE ONE TUMBLR IS BACKING ?!?!?

like obviously most mens footballers are terrible people and i want to shoot harry kane out of a cannon or stop him from speaking again. but taking time out of one of the best days of your life to slip in how much you don't respect Black people and trans women makes my skin crawl. I can't get past it