Nice work, boy-o!

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

oohhh the misery. everyone else transitioning at age three

are you flirting with me (they’re ignoring me)

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

the rich are so accustomed to being insulated from consequences by their money that on the rare occasion a consequence slips through, they go into crisis meltdown mode and treat it like a personal attack

they shoulve never let my autistic ass get an animal that comes in difterent colors

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!