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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

there is something within me that i would like removed

i think i will get lucky and find $10,000 in cash today

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

I don't want to escape the cycle of death and rebirth. I love it here. I'll be anything at all