its been 3 years and I still laugh at this video at least once a month

let’s discuss the contradiction and you’re breaking the camera are two absolutely GOLDEN lines, this video deserves an academy award

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

The Pope is canonically Catholic

How dare you be funnier than me

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

i know it’s been years but black sails really was insane like having a show whose main character is defined by his rage against a society that shunned him for the simple fact of being gay and then having that same show turn around and be like no you don’t have to forgive hat society, no you don’t have to find common ground with it, no you don’t have to reform it but in fact the only moral thing for you to do in that situation is to burn it to the fucking ground??? unparalleled experience

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?