this is a love story

I don’t care about found family narratives. I need these hoes isolated

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

“But Skyler fucked Ted!” I wish she’d fucked Walter’s mom actually. I wish she’d told Walt to kill himself every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. I wish she had taught Holly to say “dad sucks” as her first words. So no she wasn’t perfect.

oh yeah because i'm immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of

i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.