ilya being the biggest “my husband” guy ever makes my heart feel so warm. he never really had a family who he could claim as his own all the time like this and so all of that repressed love and ownership for his husband comes through in every conversation he has with literally anybody. shane hollander has him on a leash, yes, but it was tied on by ilya himself and handed it to shane.
“hey roz, lets go out and celebrate tonight.”
“can't, my husband wants me home by 8.” (shane doesn't care, he literally asked ilya to go out and have fun)
“okay rozanov, fuck, marry, kill—”
“fuck my husband, marry my husband, and kill anyone who looks at him for more than 5 seconds. done? okay bye.” (i mean...)
“rozy we gotta catch up soon man, let's meet this weekend.”
“okay, i will ask my husband and let you know when i can meet you.” (again, shane does not have single problem with ilya meeting cliff whenever the fuck he wants but, oh well)
“ilya, did shane really figure his birthday surprise out by himself or did you tell him, huh?”
“what can i say yuna, my husband is a very smart man :D” (he definitely told about it to shane because he knows shane hates surprises)
everyone around them is fucking tired (no they're not, they actually secretly love it.)
(shane's response to being called "my husband" )
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