My name is uuuuuuh...

Source: [x]

and kingdom hearts

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

Now to hide them right under her nose

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

s

1. this fat short-haired tabbys name is Tiger and yes i still have him and no he was not fuckin traumatized by the groomers he just threw a fit and the person working on him panicked and sent him back to us & helped us reschedule w/ a more experienced groomer who ended up doing a fine job

2. the initial reason for the shaving was in fact matted fur, not just at random for the fun or ‘aesthetic’ of it. he’s a fat boy who cannot reach the base of his tail and the fur there had gotten so nasty that i personally couldnt brush it out without worrying i would hurt him, so we took him to a professional

3. they shaved him like a lion, and he LOVED it. i had never seen him so affectionate and happy as the summer that this happened, but eventually his fur grew back perfectly fine and now im more careful about brushing him regularly to prevent the matting from happening again. and it hasnt so far.

now can you guys chill? he’s fine. just fat & hairy.

Soup recently went viral.