Have you ever felt the curse?

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

godfrey must have fantasized about returning for years but when he shows up at his ex-wife’s front door everything plays out differently. the house she kept in the divorce is on fire. apparently his son was living in the basement and died there. he doesn’t even get the epic fight against the guy she left him for. instead his ex-wife’s soon-to-be third spouse shows up and promptly kills him. in his last moment he realizes the restraining order was actually to protect him

Weird genre of person is when fans of media with actually complex and interesting characters get scared by any level of moral ambiguity whatsoever like why are you buying purity at the nuance store