St. Trina's Eepiest Soldier

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

sainsburys dog newports

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

kinda missing people who i love tbh

Nevermind, never meant anything to them anyway.

pushed pork

not a new food. sausages.