The horrors are endless, but we stay silly!!!!

pov: you're playing a hat in time and you started carrying a stack of two or more items

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

This misinformation is actually dangerous. If you drink ice cold water after workout, you can freeze and crack your gut mucus that protects you from your own digestión acids and could create an ulcer.

also note for everyone under extreme heat this summer who has access safe to ice: you can just hold an ice cube in your mouth to cool yourself down. it's good for you

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

understood, master. prepping spell of trans-femmenization as we speak, as well as casting woke mind onto the water supply.

for a split second, i thought you were using minecraft to plan out your quilts. which, tbh, doesn't sound half bad for the job.

monopoly. great word. "one many"

i wonder how long it'll be until us transfems have successfully overtaken and appropriated catgirl culture, making it so all fictional catgirls are transfem by default. can't be too long now, we've gotta be close.

I don’t believe in cis catgirls, they are just cis propaganda

truth and real