“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

"do you want to try AI mode?" no. "enable AI tools?" no. "AI search this?" no. "have AI explain this post?" no. "we're excited to announce AI integration!" i'm not. "you can now use AI to—" no. i don't think i will.

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

everything in this life fucking matters and love is devastatingly real