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nothing helps european unity more than eastern european bangers

There's a difference between liking a song in general... and liking a song for Eurovision

Hibernation would fix me

horror movie from the perspective of someone who just watched a scary movie & is really anxious afterwards so every scene is framed like its gonna be scary but nothing happens & they just go to bed

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

i take drugs to get more autistic, like dune

10 inches

more

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

Tbh I love checking my email

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them