prime shiteposting

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

who wanna come over and have floor time

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

how am i so obsessive and so avoidant at the same time

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives