those ocean eyes

might fuck around and transgend 

so apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called “anxiety” and not “spider-sense”

if i bite my lips it’s not to flirt, i’m just ripping the skin off my lips because of stress

How rude! he has 2 if you count Dustin

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

Shout-out to the month of April for lasting 3 days to make up for March lasting a full and frothy 74

the concept of peer review is bonkers tbh. you think jake knows what’s happening in this class enough to tell me if i wrote my paper correctly? JAKE?????

evil golden girls

fuck you for being a friend

Doing online classes really just be like *has a list of assignments* *have no motivation what so ever* *watch random youtube videos* *stresses* *looks at assignment list again* *stresses more* *eat a snack* *sudden burst of productivity that last only about five minutes* *rewards self by checking phone* *stresses*