adam driver how about you park the car

Bestie, that doesn't sound like you're drinking Trader Joe's Sparkling Black Tea with peach juice beverage. Are you perhaps drinking Hydrox Instant Hand Sanitizer Refreshing Citrus Scent?

some secrets you can only trust with yourself or a friend also named kara @wlwkara

if we share a name the secret is also still with ourselves 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

unfortunately if an artist puts out one massively popular song thats complete ass i will assume their entire discography is also complete ass and won’t believe anyone that says its an outlier . that being said i am praying for the singer of “somebody’s watching meeee its my anxietyyyyyy my anxiety ooooo anxiety anxiety”’s actual real life downfall because man what the fuck is that

see, i don’t like espresso either . its just not for me . but i can sit here and say its a catchy . its a jaunty lil tune . just not my thing ! but i can appreciate the musical skill . i genuinely dont think any musical skill went into just randomly saying “my anxiety” over somebody that i used to know . its just bad

morrison ↓

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

who is jesus

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY