Adventures to Anywhere

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon