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pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

can you lez the fuck in

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

Oh no signifiers for me thanks I ordered pure concepts

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

[Seto Kaiba voice] don’t be so naive, Yugi, there’s no such thing as “Egypt”

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

woman = commodity and if you don’t like commodity you hate women because woman nothing but purchase commodity. purchasing commodity actually defines woman. purchase commodity is identity is community is self care is liberation. im a feminist

*me sagely, feministly* women always already shopping