the oc rambles (wip.)

the flesh putrefies, the machine rusts, and the divine corrupts, and so the rot remains supreme

rolling my eyes and saying "what fucking ever" when you tearfully confess your love for me

that's not really my problem, so......hey, the turn was back there, you missed it. turn here instead. i said turn --- jesus, i'll just walk since apparently you're incapable of following directions, just pull over and i'll get out. pull over. fucking pull over! are you listening to me??

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

I would abuse the fuck out of a text message alert system... ⚠️ just ate chips 😆 ⚠️

Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

Hat that says SO ANYWAY HOW FISH AND WOMEN FEEL ABOUT ME DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

I don’t need therapy i need to kill people killing people would fix me being covered in blood will make me so stable and normal i promise

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

dispensaries should give you a free eighth if you stand outside on the curb and kick rocks and cans long enough

looking through the window with puppy dog eyes wondering why my wistful sighing isn't doing anything