im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

how do you do drag

I FIGURED IT OUT!

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

do any ulta beautys want to be a good little store for mommy and have Red Eyeliner Pencil in stock?

This user was Trapped, Neutered and Released

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

umm it’s okay sometimes u have to giggle at the ghostly and guffaw at the grossly… and u also have to crack it up at the creepy..