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i gave your perfectionist character a timeloop ability i hope you wont mind

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

honey, I shrunk the kids… and yup. biiiiig huntsman spider. ate them like right away..

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad