PHM characters as text posts: pt. 10/?
I love Eva Stratt and her platonic, miraculously alive wife Doctor Captain Ryland Grace and his platonic soulmate Rocky from Erid š
Part 9

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PHM characters as text posts: pt. 10/?
I love Eva Stratt and her platonic, miraculously alive wife Doctor Captain Ryland Grace and his platonic soulmate Rocky from Erid š
Part 9

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Grace having left over vodka and asking the Eridian scientists to make him more, without telling Rocky or Adrian.. the scientists find the ethanol and think that Grace must not know how bad it is and tell Grace but then Grace explains that no, that is the entire point please leave the dangerous chemical in thank you.
So the scientists immediately assume Grace has completely lost it and tell Rocky and Adrian and it goes like this:
Scientist: so.. Grace has requested we make him a kind of human drink..
Adrian: okay? Is there an issue?
Scientist: see- the thing is- it has a chemical that is quite harmful to humans but he insists we leave it in?? Itās called ethanol and-
Rocky: NO NO DO NOT MAKE IT GRACE IS STUPID WHEN HES DRUNK NO PLEASE-
Mock poster for a fake post-PHM cartoon
Featuring a whole bunch of lovely Eridians I snagged off of Art Fight and Discord! Thanks for letting me borrow your rocks
I'm being haunted by the most gut wrenching PHM edits on TikTok and every time I look at the username it's fucking Grace's Left Testicle
nothing here to run from
INSANE!!! BEAUTIFUL AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

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Experiment.
i wonder how long carl knew before grace did
I know meburgers are something of a joke and also kind of gross to think about, but when I read the last chapter of the book and Grace says "I love meburgers. I have one every day," I did cry a little. Because after all the trials and tribulations of Tau Ceti and the trip to Erid, he has something he likes to eat! It's weird and outside human norms and probably would have freaked him out back on Earth but we are well past there being any point in denying practical solutions or simple pleasures. He was worried about starving to death, first alone in a spaceship and then on a planet where the food would kill him faster than the lack of it. And even after the Eridians could reliably make him things that would keep him alive, it was a while before any of it tasted good (even bearing in mind how much his standards for something "tasting good" must have gone down). But now he loves meburgers. He has one every day.
I will never not think about DuBoisās nitrogen
Like he died before he even got to go on the mission, he never even made it to the launch pad, and yet his preferred method of ending the mission is exactly was what allowed Rocky and Grace to finish it..
Maybe there would have been some nitrogen aboard anyway or they could have science-d some up, but having several tanks there and ready for them to breed nitrogen resistant taumeoba all because of DuBois will never not make me want to sob
(not to mention having that quantity aboard allowed Grace to rid the ship of the leak easily without too much stress of resource management, he had the gas to spare and flood the ship with)
Anyway there is so much tragedy in the Hail Mary crew that didnāt make it, but something about them haunting the narrative and being a part of the completed mission in the end never fails to make me feel genuinely sick
Their sacrifices would have meant something anyway, their bravery and willingness to die to save earth can never be forgotten, but the tragedy of them never getting to make the mission feels so wrong, and yet, they were there the whole time, in the extra coma slurry that kept Grace alive, in the nitrogen that created a life form that would save two worlds, Project Hail Mary crew I love you, you did not die for nothing
āIāll do my bestā
time go fishing study page 1~
(still debating adding text.. this is gonna be like, 10 pages probably, so I'll post them one by one, and then a big compilation when it's all done)

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Rocky when heās with Grace: Stupid human, so leaky so gross. Eridians are much better, Grace is weird weird weird.
Rocky when heās with other Eridians: if anyone insults the alien Rocky will destroy all Taumoeba. Now make him a home, demand.
hey, imagine an alien life form! what do you think it would be like?
andy weir: a single cell. it farts light.
that's. that's nice. how about something else?
andy weir: amoeba that eats light-farting cells.
ooookay, those are all good. very creative!! we love to see that. but we were thinking more along the lines of a sentient alien, yk? any ideas?
andy weir: rock
...rock?
andy weir: yes. rock. he has 5 legs and speaks in piano
... okay then
Lesson #27 Brain freeze
A bit absurd but I hope itās still funny lol
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Pushing each other away šš happens weeks to months after they land on erid HAHA
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FLASH/STROBE WARNING
from 1:03-1:15, 2:10-2:11, 2:31-2:33, 2:39-2:47, and 2:57-3:01
Project Hail Mary + Be Calm - fun.

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Ilyukhina was our engineerāour fix-it gal.
Follow up to the clicker training grocky post
Grace is having a similar problem to Rocky, Rocky cannot seem to just give Grace his full attention sometimes which is fine mostly but.. well. Grace is a little greedy and a little bored, and one day heās rummaging around in the storage area, opening boxes heās never opened before and he finds..
A dog whistle!!
He almost goes to blow on it experimentally but then he pauses.
This is a brilliant scientific opportunity!!
Grace has about a million thoughts at once but it all boils down to this: Can Eridians be trained to react positively to certain sounds?