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American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

We are monitoring the situation

okay

it seems like you've already decided on the eomojis for me

everyone is having 😭🤯💬🥺 for valentine

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

What if everything gets better in 2016

You want to see that character suffer because you hate them, I want to see that character suffer because I love them. We are not the same

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

Squires

yes, my liege?