Nobody Down Here But The FBI's Most Unwanted

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

certified iconic post

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

Are you happy now????

These things are gorgeous and deserve much more love and appreciation.

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

theres probably some drama happening in the communities feature on here that we cant even begin to imagine

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

It is literally impossible for me to hear “I’ve got a theory” without saying “that it’s a demon”

A dancing demon? Nehh, something isn’t right there.. 

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

No rizz just yapping about nerdy things until you fall in love with me.