Natural Disaster

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

wOW

its like avi overload i m g o n n a p u n c h s o m e t h i n g

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

Painting recreations are my favorite thing to come out of quarantine.

THE APPLE ONE

This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this

God this always makes me tear up ahaha…

This is SO BRILLIANT. I wish I were this calm and collected.

I kinda love this.

Color Wheel rolling down the hill is my favorite.

How cool is this?

“it appears we’ve been lied to”

sometimes still boggled by the fact that charlie couldn’t flirt with dude security guard because she’s gay, and so dean showed her how because he’s ???????

#[looks at smudged writing on hand] #bilingual (via apermanentsituation)

date of origin: 1st of june, 2015.

unrestrained summer fun

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

I need one

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are all brilliant but I lost it at the Death of Marat kitty.