I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homie’s clothes/skin/hair and it’s driving you nuts and you just gotta be like “hold still, lemme get that for you real quick.”
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, “would it hurt him if I pulled that off?” And the teacher said, “yes it actually could, it’s probably still attached to living skin if it hasn’t come off yet” and I was like “oh, sorry,” and he said, “that’s okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.” And damn, that’s such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens don’t mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, we’ll have to tell them it’s a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
So my girl(a snake) is a bit ✨special✨ so she needs help shedding(most of the time, we’re working on it) so I basically just have to pet her for a while until she gets it. For some fuckn reason she refuses to actually shed and will wait for me to need to step in(example: it’s been weeks) before it gets stuck. I don’t do her eye caps btw and so that takes her a lot longer.
Almost every time I’ve made her do it herself she scrapes off her new scales along with her old ones unfortunately.
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I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homie’s clothes/skin/hair and it’s driving you nuts and you just gotta be like “hold still, lemme get that for you real quick.”
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, “would it hurt him if I pulled that off?” And the teacher said, “yes it actually could, it’s probably still attached to living skin if it hasn’t come off yet” and I was like “oh, sorry,” and he said, “that’s okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.” And damn, that’s such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens don’t mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, we’ll have to tell them it’s a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
So my girl(a snake) is a bit ✨special✨ so she needs help shedding(most of the time, we’re working on it) so I basically just have to pet her for a while until she gets it. For some fuckn reason she refuses to actually shed and will wait for me to need to step in(example: it’s been weeks) before it gets stuck. I don’t do her eye caps btw and so that takes her a lot longer.
Almost every time I’ve made her do it herself she scrapes off her new scales along with her old ones unfortunately.
Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except with the use of a very specific tool (which you obtained by fighting your way through a tower full of ghosts). and even after snorlax wakes up you have to either defeat it in battle and/or catch it before you can get through
Galar: could I wake these wooloo? physically, yes, probably wouldn’t be much of a challenge. but emotionally? imagine the toll
a/n: FIRST EVENT REQ 😝 and he stinks even more now
big bad wolf
what happens when park ranger!reader finally catches wolf hybrid!toji who has been scaring away hikers?
warnings: sub!toji, dom!reader, gn!reader, bondage, small mention of violence, slight pet play, anal mention, manhandling, strength play, is it crazy to say cw is my least favourite part of making posts
you sigh, leaning back in your chair and rubbing your eyes when you hang up on another call about some wolf hybrid tormenting the hikers of your forest. it was nearly every night now: people calling the usually quiet tower, cries for help as something chased them in the back, you driving out to whatever desolate part of the forest it was in, getting an ambulance if the victims had been scratched or bitten, getting their statements, and spending the rest of the night flashing your light around trying to catch the culprit. but, you never saw anything. your eyes couldn't catch onto the dark ones you could've sworn you saw watching you between the trees.
the previous night, you had set up a trap. just a simple one that would catch the hybrid if it triggered it and hopefully tie it up long enough for you to get to it. tonight though, it seemed like it hadn't fallen for it just yet. it because you hadn't been able to get a clear statement from the hikers of it was male or female. with a huff, you stood up, grabbing your jacket and your keys before heading out into the biting chill of the night forest.
"easy job in a quiet forest they said..." you grumbled to yourself, starting the engine of the car and reversing out to the gravel road.
4 minutes later, you parked and continued on foot, using your flashlight to guide you as you navigated the maze of trees to the supposed location where the attack had happened... only to get a call on your radio from the other ranger telling you that he had gotten to the newest victims first.
"dammit." you cursed under your breath, rightfully annoyed from the trek you just had to do only to be told the next tower over beat you to it. the journey was about to be useless until you heard a low growl followed by rustling leaves.
that was interesting. you turned your flashlight, suddenly feeling a surge of excitement in your chest that maybe your trap worked and you'd finally be able to catch the wolf hybrid. a few pushes through branches and bushes and there he was. a tall, muscular, naked wolf hybrid with his hands tied above his head as a result of your trap.
he stood on his tippy toes from how tall the tree was. your plan with the trap was to have the wolf hybrid be swept off their feet, but this was a much better view, so you couldn't complain.
you walked up behind the hybrid, your flashlight illuminating his toned back and even nicer ass. making your presence known made the wolf thrash in his bindings, growling and biting at air as he tried to turn around to face you.
"easy, easy. the ropes are for holding up trees, you'll only hurt yourself trying to do that." you told him with a calm but firm tone, quickly setting the flashlight up on the side so that you could see before going back to move your hands to his hips. not that you'd really mind anyways, considering how many people he'd injured if they came into his territory.
"get the fuck away from me." he growled, squirming and trying to kick back at you as you investigated his back, holding his hips still as you looked for any name branding. most wild hybrids tended to have their name branded or tattooed somewhere on them, as a sort of tracker specifically for if they were misbehaving.
just when you thought that maybe he had somehow evaded getting his name, you caught sight of black ink on the inside of his thigh as he tried to kick you once again. your hands grabbed his leg, pulling it back a bit and forcing him to contort awkwardly to let you. "toji, huh? that's nice."
"don’t fucking call me that." he hissed, attempting to yank his leg from your hold.
"stop attacking hikers and maybe i will." you replied, moving around to the front to see his face, and oh, was he pretty. he had dark grey fur covering his wolf ears that almost looked black, matching the big, bushy tail above his ass, firm abs that were rising up and down from his heavy breaths, a sexy face, and a big, long dick hanging between his legs.
"they come into my home! they deserve to be dead." he snapped back at you, making you slide your hands up to his sides.
"your home is in my park. so, really, if i let them in they're allowed." you retorted, stepping to the side when you saw him try to kick you again with his dirt covered feet. you glanced down at the motion then back up at his body, your eyes trailing up every part of him slowly before going back to his eyes. an idea was forming in your head, and you were certain it was a bad one, but didn't you deserve a little treat after chasing this asshole around for weeks? "but, if you moved your home closer to my tower... no one would bother you then."
toji scoffed at that, his hands curling into fists above his head as he tugged on the ropes again that refused to budge. "you're just a stupid ranger." his lips curled into a grin with that one, a wide snarl that showed off his sharp teeth.
it was criminal how turned on he was making you just from all the surprises his body seemed to have.
“i’m also the only thing keeping you from being sedated and moved to another forest or a shelter." toji had to admit, you made a good point. it would be so easy for you to just call the hybrid control team and get them to carry him away--hell, he was already tied up too. his hands clenched into tight fists again as he held back the urge to curse you out. the wolf knew when to back down from a fight he couldn't win.
"why would you even want that?" he asked you, and you bit your tongue to keep from telling him that you wanted a little puppy to play with whenever you got bored on the job.
instead, you simply shrugged, "i just don’t wanna deal with anymore complaints. it's a bad look for me too, you know."
that's what led toji to hold back his teeth when you undid the ropes from the tree, keeping his hands tied though as you pulled him to your truck like he was on a leash. he looked almost scared in the car ride back with his large body curled up in your passenger seat. although, he didn’t push himself against the door. he pushed his body against the centre console, closer to you as you drove back to your tower.
"you can set up wherever you want, but it needs to be within 50 metres of this place. oh, and no trying to attack people for food. i'll feed you if you're hungry." you had laid the ground rules out clearly before going up the stairs of your tower.
maybe it was being in a different place, or maybe it was the fact that he had been shaken up from landing in a trap earlier, but toji found himself getting restless as he watched you walk up the steps of the tower. before he knew it, he was growling and quickly following after you.
you gasped when you turned to shut the door only to see him standing in front of it. "what the hell?" you breathed out, your heart racing thinking that he was there to attack you.
"here." he told you simply, pushing past you and entering your work home.
within the hour, you were washing your dirty wolf outside on the deck, a cloth in your hand as you lathered him in soap before dumping warm-ish water on his head. he whined and howled at the coldness, only to grumble when you reminded him if he wanted to sleep on your bed, he was going to sit through this.
your hands washed his hair, and his ears, and his big, fluffy tail that deflated once it was wet. by the time you were done, you had felt up every inch of him that wasn't hidden in a hole. though, you had plans for that too if he was going to keep insisting on spending the night with you.
sopping wet and leaving a trail of drips on your floor, the wolf hybrid didn’t look nearly as intimidating--even less when you wrapped your fluffy grey robe around his body.
maybe it was the warmth, or maybe it was the safety of four walls and a roof, but toji found himself curling up under your blankets and burrowing against the wall that your bed was against. he didn’t lunge at you again or try to kick you, but just laid there quietly, watching you, before turning away and closing his eyes with a huff. when you woke up, your new puppy was curled up against your side, looking more domesticated by the second.
suddenly, the wolf never wanted to leave. he'd stay in your tower whenever you left to investigate calls, and you'd return to him on your bed, his tail wagging even as he tried to glare at you with blush coating his cheeks, complaining about how long you took. you'd silence him with a kiss and he'd crumble, offering his dick and ass up to you because that's all he knew how to do in the wild. he'd let you use him however you wanted if it meant he could feel your affection and luxury instead of being sent back outside. he'd never admit that out loud to you though. he'd rather just tell you that you were a stupid ranger who fed him and gave him a bed, nothing more.
toji was stronger than you, it wasn't a shock. however, what was was how he would let you manhandle him, let you push him around against the wall or shove his face into the bed. sometimes he'd pick you up just for fun, tossing you onto the bed and grazing your neck with his teeth as he told you exactly what he wanted and how rough he wanted it (or how soft, given his mood). for the most part though, he liked feeling owned, liked being reduced to a slutty puppy instead of a mean and scary wolf, and that included you pushing him around like a rag doll.
it was just the perfect arrangement. how could you complain? you had the sexiest wolf hybrid you'd ever seen living in your dull fire tower with you. to make things better, he never asked for clothes. he simply wandered the small place naked, his muscular body on full display along with the plump fat you were starting to put on him with his growing laziness and food intake. somehow, it made him look even better. occasionally, when it got colder, he'd cuddle up in your robe, going under the blankets and sleeping there for a while until his body heat was enough to cover you with.
wolf hybrid!toji quickly becomes comfortable with his new routine. his big bad wolf act didn’t last long with you, and he didn’t mind that for some reason. he liked letting you play with his tail and pet his ears. more than that, he liked letting you do whatever you wanted with the rest of his body. whether it was your hands, butt plugs to wear while you were out, the familiar rope to tie him up with if he grumbled something at you, or whatever other toy you found, toji liked it all.
he loved your hands the best though. there was something about feeling your warm skin running along every angle and part of his that made his heart race. you explored him so carefully, so gently like he was something precious instead of a vicious creature who could kill you in a second. every time he laid down on the bed with you and realized the domesticity of it all, he found himself wrapping his tail around you possessively, praying you wouldn't make him go back outside ever when he loved being inside and having you inside him.
luckily for him, you had no plans for ever kicking him out. in fact, you even renewed your contract with this shitty job just so that you could keep this going as long as possible. in the woods, with a wolf hybrid you erased from the records of the park. was that really such a crime though? after all, he was practically a puppy now.
a/n: i know i said this event's requests would be shorter than my usual stuff... but i got carried away, sue me (jk pls don’t i already had someone in my dms trying to scam me i don’t need more).
i just love all the stories about production on project hail mary. they didn't use a single green/blue screen in the whole film. they built the whole interior of the hail mary. the petrova line scene was done practically by putting infrared lights on a chicken wire cage. rocky's voice was one of the puppeteers because he did such a good job during filming that they couldn't imagine anyone else voicing him. and rocky was a practical puppet/animatronic! sandra huller picked sign of the times as her karaoke song and she asked her daughter if it was still a cool song. i just feel like there was so much love making this film and im obsessed
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SQQ (Jiu) had a great plan. He wanted to nap and laze and bitch about his life in the WRP and not be bothered by his stupid sect "siblings". How to accomplish this? Hide in plain sight - a peak lord can't be dragged out if there isn't a peak lord present. So he creates an exclusive ( and conveniently mute ) courtesan persona ( this courtesan is even put on the payroll under a made up name ) and lives it up. He does have to pay the guqin or whatever else instrument is laying about (acquired and set out of so very carefully by the madame) occasionally and get dolled up, but the almost healthy amount of sleep he gets makes it, oh so worth it. It's not like he doesn't have to play a role all day at the sect anyways.
The plan did work great, for 8 months. His attendance at peak lord meetings was down 30%, his skin is glowing (literally & figuratively) and the weird ass dreams about YQY whispering silly things about nothing important to his ear are nothing to worry about (at least that version doesn't just say sorry, but he's still a stupid yapper in his dreams). The plan worked great, until it didn't.
The first crack in the plan appeared, when LQG arrived huffing like an enraged bull, convinced SQQ was hiding in one of the private rooms - SQQ was, but he was quite innocent to every other accusation LQG had brewing in his one track mind. As the employees denied the presence of peak lord Shen, the brute decided to go through each room one by one (he'd never gone quite so far, but SQQ did not care to investigate why). He eventually finds the correct room, slamming the door practically off its hinges. Unfortunately or fortunately, SQQ had been in the process of dressing himself for the night's performance: barely in one layer of gauzy fabric, he had to hastily pull a decorated quilt to cover the parts of himself that would give away the ruse of the female courtesan.
Fortunately his relative nudity and painted face (appropriately shocked) made the idiot turn fire red and stutter long enough for the madame to catch up to him, and start beating LQG with a broom while shouting about defiling the untouched merchandise with his filthy eyes (and being stupid, trying to ask a mute questions). The man was then forced to retreat without his money pouch ("Compensation" the madame was heard demanding).
Unfortunately the brute had seen him almost naked. And had almost ruined his plan of R&R. SQQ would seethe about that for some time.
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The reason LQG had been so adamant about finding him had to do with the fact, that the area had become a nest to some kind of creatures or spirits that had started to eat people. SQQ had missed that meeting and 3 others about trying to figure out a way to deal with the issue with minimal face loss. ("Demons right under the sect's nose!")
LQG had many scary and strange thoughts that night, and several after. Shameful dreams about the courtesan and SQQ (which is weird) follow, and he begins to do his own laundry. He beats his meat diciples about that.
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The second and the critical crack in SQQ's plan arrives some weeks later (the creatures that terrorise the city are still free) in the form of YQY, who is already beginning to show signs of withdrawal (from SQQ no longer eviscerating him regularly). This time he's here for 2 things: to retrieve SQQ if he is in the brothel (it's not that YQY doesn't trust LQG, he simply has some limitations to his thinking, and he could really use SQQ's insights) and scout out potential demons, spirits and other threats (a mute, exclusive and highly sought after courtesan appearing only some weeks before the attacks started could be a coincidence, but YQY isn't in a position to take chances.
Unlike the buffoon his shidi, YQY arrives early, when almost all the employees are still asleep and just, slips in (he's left the sect in plain clothes). As the place is nearly empty of customers it is easy for YQY to hone in on SQQ's unique qi signature. It leads him up the stairs to a private room, tucked out of the way - it is a room that would be reserved for the most exclusive courtesan. He hides his presence - no need to bother the girl (whom YQY finds he strangely resents, even though they've never met) - and steps into the room.
It's not peak lord Shen Qingqui he finds, nor is it a sleeping courtesan. Well, it is SQQ. In the clothes of a courtesan. Well, not in all of them. Clearly undressing. The pink underlayer is so sheer and the updo is unraveling.
In short YQY gapes like a fish and grows his life's largest rager. SQQ is mortified to have been caught. In what we would call a "pro gamer move" SQQ insults him to his face and slams the door closed so no one else can see the CQM's mightiest hog that has made a surprise appearance. (SQQ could imagine the shame and ridicule: the sect leader sporting one for the runtiest peak lord dressed in the wrong clothes.)
The following "pro gamer move" may have been influenced by a sudden electric feeling in SQQ's core from the sight of said hog (for him! He caused that!). Perhaps it went something like this: "Oh- is the sect leader a man after all? Looks like you still have the nerve to sport the bits necessary! Filthy beast - should have cut them off! Or is this the day you have decided to prove you aren't a useless compliant rug for people to tread on? Fuck me if you are a man instead of a slime!"
On any other day, YQY would perhaps have called himself a slime and retreated in shame, but the lack of XJ hurled abuse in the last months has really taken a toll. Along with the piling stress from missing a peak lord (work related), the worry (where is his XJ ; o ; ) and the unearthly tempation in front of him makes YQY snap. (XJ told me to fuck him!) SQQ gets bent over and bred within an inch of his life.
Obviously this fixes nothing. :) YQY cries himself to sleep every night and turbo neglects himself until SQQ comes to his rooms one night to force the sect leader to take responsibility for having ruined him body. (He didn't, SQQ wants the pillar so bad he's gagging.) This leads to SQQ eventually baby trapping (a very willing) YQY. (See if you can just take me once and then cast me aside! Qi-ge is mine, mine. You'll see. -SQQ)
That's it. <3 I really had to think all this to make one barely nasty pin up of SQQ.
speaking of branzy having power and control in his relationship with clown, i think where people go wrong with clownzy is they dont know what that looks like, and if you take clownzy in a vacuum you aren't ever going to find the answer, because branzy never abuses the power he has in his relationship with clown.
branzy's power in this relationship is the same as it is in any other relationship: he is observant, calculating, and exploitative. perfect example: trapping rekrap. theres a reason parrot came to branzy with this challenge. despite being a friend and teammate of rek's parrot never came anywhere near as close to succeeding as branzy did. branzy is not just close friends with rek, hes someone who knows how to observe others and note down behaviors, habits, strengths, and weaknesses. you cant brute force rekrap into a generic trap, and branzy knows this, so he uses his observations to tailor traps for rek that exploit his paranoia and work with it rather than against it. his entire video about reconciling with rekrap is a showcase of branzy showing this skill off! every one of the traps he made exploited the habits rek had that kept him safe from falling into other peoples traps. it was branzy spending that whole time ith rek saying "see how easily i can hurt you? arent i such a good guy because i dont?"
to take this back to clownzy, the entire reason clown teamed up with branzy is because he needed branzy to cover his weaknesses regarding redstone. their teamup was the result of clown falling into two other people's traps. hes putting a LOT on the line by letting branzy close to him, because hes basically giving branzy the key to destroying him. branzy is close enough to clown to know exactly how to exploit his nature and his weaknesses to kill him. or worse. hes smart enough to figure out a trap that would work on him. if he really wanted to betray clown he could have at any point, and theres a good chance he could have succeeded, too. the reason clown is constantly purposefully intimidating branzy is beacuse he knows branzy has the power to destroy him now, and he has to remind branzy of why that is a very bad idea. he has to assert his control of the situation. its clown saying you could kill me, but i could kill you worse.
and furthermore its not even the intimidation that keeps branzy from betraying him–well, not in the way youd think, anyway. because branzy is not afraid of risk. he got himself down to four hearts in the cleansing assisting his team even though clown explicitly told him to hide and protect himself. hes clearly not afraid of dying! no, the reason it works is because branzys a freak thats into it. he likes it when clown threatens him. and he GOT OUT. he wasnt teamed with clown in season 4 or 5, but he still gravitated to him anyway, because he missed that dynamic. he likes it when clown threatens him! and he likes it because its proof that clown considers him enough of a threat that he needs to keep him in line. because he doesnt make those kinds of threats with other weak players. he just kills them. and that power trip is a helluva drug.
its such a precipitous relationship to be in because he cant actively abuse his power over clown without losing the positionality that even allows him to do so in the first place. if he betrays clown all that goes down the drain. clown will not ever trust him to get close enough to do it a second time. he would no longer hold any power in his relationship with clown. if he never betrays clown then he always has that ace up his sleeve, the possibility that he could do it, but the assurance that he hasnt.
and clown is walking a tightrope too with his threats, because if he pushes too far, branzy could decide its no longer worth it to cover his weak points. he could choose to betray him, consequences be damned. he cant ever kill branzy because if he does then the one chip he actually has over him becomes moot. if clown can kill branzy regardless of if hes betrayed him or not, he no longer has a reason not to betray him.
Oh my gods. Yes. So much yes. They’re like cats fighting to be on top, only they do it by threatening to kill each other in various ways. Gotta love someone so determined to have someone else control them that they acquire power for the soul purpose of having it taken away by someone they trust <3
speaking of branzy having power and control in his relationship with clown, i think where people go wrong with clownzy is they dont know what that looks like, and if you take clownzy in a vacuum you aren't ever going to find the answer, because branzy never abuses the power he has in his relationship with clown.
branzy's power in this relationship is the same as it is in any other relationship: he is observant, calculating, and exploitative. perfect example: trapping rekrap. theres a reason parrot came to branzy with this challenge. despite being a friend and teammate of rek's parrot never came anywhere near as close to succeeding as branzy did. branzy is not just close friends with rek, hes someone who knows how to observe others and note down behaviors, habits, strengths, and weaknesses. you cant brute force rekrap into a generic trap, and branzy knows this, so he uses his observations to tailor traps for rek that exploit his paranoia and work with it rather than against it. his entire video about reconciling with rekrap is a showcase of branzy showing this skill off! every one of the traps he made exploited the habits rek had that kept him safe from falling into other peoples traps. it was branzy spending that whole time ith rek saying "see how easily i can hurt you? arent i such a good guy because i dont?"
to take this back to clownzy, the entire reason clown teamed up with branzy is because he needed branzy to cover his weaknesses regarding redstone. their teamup was the result of clown falling into two other people's traps. hes putting a LOT on the line by letting branzy close to him, because hes basically giving branzy the key to destroying him. branzy is close enough to clown to know exactly how to exploit his nature and his weaknesses to kill him. or worse. hes smart enough to figure out a trap that would work on him. if he really wanted to betray clown he could have at any point, and theres a good chance he could have succeeded, too. the reason clown is constantly purposefully intimidating branzy is beacuse he knows branzy has the power to destroy him now, and he has to remind branzy of why that is a very bad idea. he has to assert his control of the situation. its clown saying you could kill me, but i could kill you worse.
and furthermore its not even the intimidation that keeps branzy from betraying him–well, not in the way youd think, anyway. because branzy is not afraid of risk. he got himself down to four hearts in the cleansing assisting his team even though clown explicitly told him to hide and protect himself. hes clearly not afraid of dying! no, the reason it works is because branzys a freak thats into it. he likes it when clown threatens him. and he GOT OUT. he wasnt teamed with clown in season 4 or 5, but he still gravitated to him anyway, because he missed that dynamic. he likes it when clown threatens him! and he likes it because its proof that clown considers him enough of a threat that he needs to keep him in line. because he doesnt make those kinds of threats with other weak players. he just kills them. and that power trip is a helluva drug.
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The thing about living with all the earthly desires of a monk is that it does not circumvent the ordeal of other people stressing over buying you gifts, it just raises the stakes
My brother expresses interest in material goods maybe twice a year and we have a fucking back alley telephone network for it
On his last birthday we got him some bougie high-end treats for his dog since it was the only thing he would keep instead of trying to turn into a selfless gesture and then we all watched him open the bag and eat one because, quote, “I won’t feed him anything I’m not willing to eat myself”
I love my baby brother very much and someday I’m going to kill him
i do think the straw hat pirates have explored each other's bodies but not in a sex way. more in a 'hey guys i have a weird mole on my dick come check it out' way.
#shared bathroom also#like if a clothes vaporizing trap happened itd be just like#'yeah my buddy usopp's dick and balls i seen it every week on hair wash day'#they are all living in each others pockets no body shyness anywhere#thank god for opla sanji tho cause he can be trusted to be normal about this thank fuck
on bath day they all line up & wash each other's backs yeah
@boopilydoop Luffy got zoro on his raft and immediately was like "hey zoro since you're here look at this" and then drops his pants to show him a scar on his ass cheek or something. Zoro looks and then immedietly shows him his busted toe or something. Freak4Freak and that's the whole crew.
yeah whenever they get into conversation about Battle Scars or whatever Luffy drops trou to show everyone his Ass Scar. it's not even got a cool story it's just from when he put a knife in his back pocket.
straw hats get drunk together and the idea of all getting matching tattoos is floated & Zoro suggests that instead they all sit on knives so they can have matching butt scars. Luffy is all for it.
my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort
the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.
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