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My final piece of propaganda for the poll between my loser boy Yue Qingyuan and Gomez Addams (whom we all love and admire) - I believe Gomez & Morticia would give the win to YQY. (He never gets any wins.)

The Qijiu tragedy is too delightful, they'd love to help. And perhaps it doesn't really matter who the child's father is (will YQY get to be their third? We can only know if it gets YQY pregnant). That would drive SJ crazy. And babytrapping is also an option. Decisions decisions...

And YQY is being persuaded. If it will get him closer to Xiao Jiu... or perhaps to even get to carry XJ's child...

Our loser boy YQY made it to the finals! As promised, I once again deliver gifts (or how YQY gets the preggs).

Now if you'd like for him to be able to keep the children (there are 3, one for each poll), please vote for him. Let him be a winner at something, just this once. ; O ; 1 ->X poll 2 ->X poll 3 ->X (The abortion shrine will harvest the ones he loses I hear)

Link to full image below cut.

As previously promised, I deliver you pregnant YQY in a swimsuit. I did think I'd just make one of my monochrome things, but this one got away from me. ( Edit! EDIT! Please vote for my boy! He's losing! ; o ; poll 1 ->X poll 2 ->X poll 3 ->X I want him to win so bad ; n ; For every poll he loses the abortion shrine harvests a fetus)

I do realise chinese culture does not encourage cold food/drinks/baths, but this one we blame on Airplane (thank you sacrificial lamb): balance of qi, blah blah, YQY's fucked up cultivation etc.

Some notes: It's summer and its' terrible: YQY keeps overheating. He gets put on leave and now only gets to splash around in a kiddy pool :)(let's imagine an au where system has a shop and either SY or SJ gets stuff from there, could be shen twins, could be something else). The kiddy pool is held together by thoughts & prayers some real heavy duty talismans (thanks unnamed peak lord). They keep peeling off the plastic.

I have been rotting for 2 days unable to decide what to draw. I have decided to outsource this decision to you (my beloved follower/mutual/random tumblr user). Also as my thesis is now complete, you can no longer force me to work on it. <3 (I will never be free of university though ; - ; on to a doctorate I go)

This is a continuation of the mini AU I made for @red-garden . I have continued it to both celebrate YQY making it so far in the get preggers polls and propaganda to make you vote for him. Edit: We beat Phoenix! Let's beat Howl next! VOTE HERE -> X. Please, I want our loser boy to win something.

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Recap of the mini au: The sect leader has a new pet(?)

SJ got reborn as some kind of mystical creature (SQQ(SY) is also a thing). Well some beast laid an egg in the nest of some cute birdie outside YQY's office window.

Immediately upon hatching SJ eats the other eggs (yet unhatched).

In the middle of stuffing his face he gets yoinked by YQY through the window (YQY has been waiting to see what parasitic bird was about to hatch - sadly he missed the birth, but the end results he likes much better). SJ gets a bath soon after: he is covered in raw egg and YQY's tears.

SJ's future looks soggy <3 (so many kisses) and YQY experiences enormous rise in cuteness aggression and yapping (SJ will bite him on the nose for both).

End of recap. Propaganda to get YQY pregnant begins:

CreatureJiu has settled into his new life as YQY's beloved pet/BFF/companion. Or he should have settled, but then it is suddenly spring and CreatureJiu begins to feel strange. Aggressive, restless and missing something.

What neither he nor YQY expected is that CreatureJiu is going through a breeding season. They won't know he had until some weeks later.

How it all went down:

YQY yearns for kisses. SJ yearns for violence.

What neither expected:

While CreatureJiu was born from a bird (his egg was laid by one), the type of parasitic mystical creature he is, isn't actually bound to any type of host. It's very convenient (SY would find this very interesting in a worldbuilding/monster lore sense) for the survival of the species.

Almost any creature containing moderate(+) amounts of qi works (the more the better): the microscopic seeds/eggs released in the creature's mouth during the breeding season flow through the bloodstream of the host until they find a nice spot to gather and attach (near a cultivator's dantian is practically the most ideal spot). :)

A few weeks later: YQY can no longer ignore the symptoms (unending nausea, cold sweats, swollen abdomen). MQF gets to break the news that he is the newest xianxia Virgin Mary:

Obviously he's going to keep them. (XIAO JIU'S CHILDREN! IN HIM!) He ends with one WILLIAM eggs and swells like a balloon (usually some would die due to insufficient qi). CreatureJiu becomes very protective over him as the due date nears. <3 YQY gets cramps.

Bonus: Other peak lords take the news in their own ways. Some examples: LQG (foot into the mouth up to the knee), SQQ(SY) (this was not in pidw D': ), MQF (secretly excited to have a novel case study: the parasite is beyond rare and he's found 0 records of a cultivator carrying the eggs to term).

Third out: Liu Qingge (Outfit inspired by me! Don't worry the next one will be from my inbox.) he did have a moment of horrified indignity, but that was quickly forgotten when he saw the ocean. The swimsuit got categorized as weird underwear (it's okay to swim in underwear!).

Items: Double inflatable pool dolphins - LQG picks one for himself and one for his crush best friend SQQ(SY)! :3c They can play train in the water together. The only question remains: who gets which dolphin?

New set unlocked!: LQG keeps wandering away from the sunbrella's protection (MQF has to shuffle contantly to try to keep him under shade, it does not work, LQG will wake up lobster pink tomorrow). WQW makes fun of them both.

NOTE: swimsuit submissions are OPEN (go to my ask box) until I have completed the whole set. Current progress:

Second out: Mu Qingfang (Outfit inspired by @madeaname2askaquestion - I did not know what a budgie smuggler was and by the time I googled it, the borat swimsuit had nested in my brain, sorry about that. He gets the flipflops and sunglasses though.)

Items: beach umbrella & sunglasses (he could sense the UV rays through the locker)

NOTE: swimsuit submissions are OPEN (go to my ask box) until I have completed the whole set. Current progress:

Next up is LQG! Better get those submissions in or I'll find something worse than the borat suit.

Also: First smaller set unlocked! WQW & MQF (they are getting along great :3c) :

I have decided to call this one the beach episode (they really deserve to have one). Several peak lords (+2 others) have been magically transported into beach lockers with 0 possessions/clothing/etc. The only items found in the locker are 1. random beach items and 2. a strange set of clothing picked from the swimsuits people have sent to my inbox. They now face the dilemma to whether to leave the room with no clothes or with the terrible & indecent (to their sensibilities) ones.

First out: Wei Qingwei (outfit from @red-garden who almost forgot to be a pervert in their ask and made me cry with trunk suggestions: do better <3 I accept half the blame though, I forgot to specify the characters don't get to pick the outfits, we do.)

Items: nothing (he got out too fast for any to spawn)

NOTE: swimsuit submissions are OPEN (go to my ask box) until I have completed the set. Set found here -> X (There will be an art with all of them, as well as smaller sets when I complete more characters.)

Also! Finally made a WQW design! Yippee! (I was supposed to copy one from a certain fic series, but I could not find WQW's description because the story is so long ; o ; Oh well, you get this now.)

A couple of days ago I asked for non-boring swimsuit suggestions for svsss characters. I've had the total of 3 suggestions for swimsuits in my asks. And only ONE (1) with an image. :( This is not enough to clothe all of these fools. Maybe if I post the sketch it'll reach my fellow perverts like @red-garden.

I'll even draw preggers YQY (I am following the polls closely) in a swimsuit if I get enough non-boring ones to complete the picture. You can also send more than one swimsuit picture.

The Swimsuit Suggestions close when I change my ask message back to normal.