N S F W thoughts to follow
SQQ (Jiu) had a great plan. He wanted to nap and laze and bitch about his life in the WRP and not be bothered by his stupid sect "siblings". How to accomplish this? Hide in plain sight - a peak lord can't be dragged out if there isn't a peak lord present. So he creates an exclusive ( and conveniently mute ) courtesan persona ( this courtesan is even put on the payroll under a made up name ) and lives it up. He does have to pay the guqin or whatever else instrument is laying about (acquired and set out of so very carefully by the madame) occasionally and get dolled up, but the almost healthy amount of sleep he gets makes it, oh so worth it. It's not like he doesn't have to play a role all day at the sect anyways.
The plan did work great, for 8 months. His attendance at peak lord meetings was down 30%, his skin is glowing (literally & figuratively) and the weird ass dreams about YQY whispering silly things about nothing important to his ear are nothing to worry about (at least that version doesn't just say sorry, but he's still a stupid yapper in his dreams). The plan worked great, until it didn't.
The first crack in the plan appeared, when LQG arrived huffing like an enraged bull, convinced SQQ was hiding in one of the private rooms - SQQ was, but he was quite innocent to every other accusation LQG had brewing in his one track mind. As the employees denied the presence of peak lord Shen, the brute decided to go through each room one by one (he'd never gone quite so far, but SQQ did not care to investigate why). He eventually finds the correct room, slamming the door practically off its hinges. Unfortunately or fortunately, SQQ had been in the process of dressing himself for the night's performance: barely in one layer of gauzy fabric, he had to hastily pull a decorated quilt to cover the parts of himself that would give away the ruse of the female courtesan.
Fortunately his relative nudity and painted face (appropriately shocked) made the idiot turn fire red and stutter long enough for the madame to catch up to him, and start beating LQG with a broom while shouting about defiling the untouched merchandise with his filthy eyes (and being stupid, trying to ask a mute questions). The man was then forced to retreat without his money pouch ("Compensation" the madame was heard demanding).
Unfortunately the brute had seen him almost naked. And had almost ruined his plan of R&R. SQQ would seethe about that for some time.
The reason LQG had been so adamant about finding him had to do with the fact, that the area had become a nest to some kind of creatures or spirits that had started to eat people. SQQ had missed that meeting and 3 others about trying to figure out a way to deal with the issue with minimal face loss. ("Demons right under the sect's nose!")
LQG had many scary and strange thoughts that night, and several after. Shameful dreams about the courtesan and SQQ (which is weird) follow, and he begins to do his own laundry. He beats his meat diciples about that.
The second and the critical crack in SQQ's plan arrives some weeks later (the creatures that terrorise the city are still free) in the form of YQY, who is already beginning to show signs of withdrawal (from SQQ no longer eviscerating him regularly). This time he's here for 2 things: to retrieve SQQ if he is in the brothel (it's not that YQY doesn't trust LQG, he simply has some limitations to his thinking, and he could really use SQQ's insights) and scout out potential demons, spirits and other threats (a mute, exclusive and highly sought after courtesan appearing only some weeks before the attacks started could be a coincidence, but YQY isn't in a position to take chances.
Unlike the buffoon his shidi, YQY arrives early, when almost all the employees are still asleep and just, slips in (he's left the sect in plain clothes). As the place is nearly empty of customers it is easy for YQY to hone in on SQQ's unique qi signature. It leads him up the stairs to a private room, tucked out of the way - it is a room that would be reserved for the most exclusive courtesan. He hides his presence - no need to bother the girl (whom YQY finds he strangely resents, even though they've never met) - and steps into the room.
It's not peak lord Shen Qingqui he finds, nor is it a sleeping courtesan. Well, it is SQQ. In the clothes of a courtesan. Well, not in all of them. Clearly undressing. The pink underlayer is so sheer and the updo is unraveling.
In short YQY gapes like a fish and grows his life's largest rager. SQQ is mortified to have been caught. In what we would call a "pro gamer move" SQQ insults him to his face and slams the door closed so no one else can see the CQM's mightiest hog that has made a surprise appearance. (SQQ could imagine the shame and ridicule: the sect leader sporting one for the runtiest peak lord dressed in the wrong clothes.)
The following "pro gamer move" may have been influenced by a sudden electric feeling in SQQ's core from the sight of said hog (for him! He caused that!). Perhaps it went something like this: "Oh- is the sect leader a man after all? Looks like you still have the nerve to sport the bits necessary! Filthy beast - should have cut them off! Or is this the day you have decided to prove you aren't a useless compliant rug for people to tread on? Fuck me if you are a man instead of a slime!"
On any other day, YQY would perhaps have called himself a slime and retreated in shame, but the lack of XJ hurled abuse in the last months has really taken a toll. Along with the piling stress from missing a peak lord (work related), the worry (where is his XJ ; o ; ) and the unearthly tempation in front of him makes YQY snap. (XJ told me to fuck him!) SQQ gets bent over and bred within an inch of his life.
Obviously this fixes nothing. :) YQY cries himself to sleep every night and turbo neglects himself until SQQ comes to his rooms one night to force the sect leader to take responsibility for having ruined him body. (He didn't, SQQ wants the pillar so bad he's gagging.) This leads to SQQ eventually baby trapping (a very willing) YQY. (See if you can just take me once and then cast me aside! Qi-ge is mine, mine. You'll see. -SQQ)
That's it. <3 I really had to think all this to make one barely nasty pin up of SQQ.
