it me :3

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Was sind Mehrzweckeier? Mach ich aus dem gleichen Ei Pfannkuchen und Eiersalat?

People with childlike excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle.

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Can you tell that DoorDash started using AI description for menu items?

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr