Lover of bastard men.

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Are you currently suffering from The Character?

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

That's because this is Silmarillion

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

the thing that's dumb about the whole "can you be a fan of a video game if you're watching gameplay on youtube rather than playing the game yourself" discourse, is that people keep comparing that to "reading the wikipedia summary", when to me it's more comparable to "listening to an audiobook" because listening to a story being read is a fundamentally different experience from reading the book yourself, But i think it would be strange if people argued that listening to an audiobook means you're not experiencing the story at all. just because it's not the way you're generally suppose to engage with books as medium.

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet